1 00:00:36,110 --> 00:00:40,410 This is the story of Alejandro. 2 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:16,470 His mother was an artist. 3 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:24,870 And he was her project. 4 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:29,160 She gave him everything. 5 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:31,830 So, he wished for everything. 6 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:51,930 Ale... 7 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:07,360 Alejandro! 8 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,330 Hijo! 9 00:02:13,540 --> 00:02:14,500 Ale! 10 00:02:17,810 --> 00:02:20,040 Alejandro! 11 00:02:20,150 --> 00:02:22,820 But she had a recurring dream... 12 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,520 -Ale! -...of Alejandro 13 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:27,180 wearing all blue... 14 00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:29,420 Hijo! 15 00:02:30,590 --> 00:02:34,670 ...leaving the safe world she created, 16 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,890 where he'd face the dangers 17 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,930 she tried so hard to keep him from. 18 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,010 Hi, hi, hello, hi. 19 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,050 Uh, my name is Alejandro. 20 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,900 I am originally from El Salvador, 21 00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:07,090 but I live in New York now. 22 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,600 Um, and I have a lot of ideas for toys. 23 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:10,790 Toys these days are wonderful, 24 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:13,930 but they are a little bit too preoccupied with, um... 25 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:15,430 uh, fun. 26 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:18,130 Um, I have a few ideas for toys that include 27 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,950 a doll that is kind of like a Barbie, 28 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,830 except she has her little fingers crossed 29 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,170 behind her back. 30 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,080 This, I believe, will add much tension and intrigue 31 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:27,210 to any Dream House. 32 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,610 Life can't be all parties. 33 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,090 And my personal favorite, 34 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:33,160 smartphones for Cabbage Patch dolls displaying 35 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,110 their uniquely complicated lives. 36 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:37,220 Like Marjorie, for instance. 37 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,280 She should have a little picture 38 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:39,900 of a spot inside of her mouth, 39 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,300 which she's texting to a friend 40 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,370 because she's worried that it might be something. 41 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:44,640 Something bad. 42 00:03:44,730 --> 00:03:46,890 I am career-oriented, 43 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,470 uh, detail-focused, 44 00:03:49,570 --> 00:03:52,040 and enjoy, uh, 45 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,070 teamwork. 46 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:59,420 Alejandro did not get the job. 47 00:03:59,510 --> 00:04:03,610 It was as if he had sent his dreams into a void. 48 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:08,060 And the void replied with an email? 49 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,630 Signed by no one in particular. 50 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:17,140 Sent by a mysterious "do not reply" address. 51 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,670 So, what's exciting about FreezeCorp 52 00:04:20,770 --> 00:04:21,800 is that we are the only 53 00:04:21,910 --> 00:04:23,500 cryogenics facility in the world 54 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,300 that tends exclusively to artists. 55 00:04:26,410 --> 00:04:29,150 And so he got a job at FreezeCorp. 56 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:31,620 - A cryogenics facility, 57 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:32,500 In fact... 58 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:34,340 Which got him a work visa 59 00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:36,780 to stay in the United States. 60 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:45,860 Alejandro thinks of his job as a long, careful, 61 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,190 - but steady course. 62 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:51,800 At the end of it, there is a job at Hasbro. 63 00:04:52,530 --> 00:04:56,630 At FreezeCorp, he was assigned to Bobby Asencio... 64 00:04:58,070 --> 00:04:59,900 ...an unknown painter, 65 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:03,070 who exclusively did paintings of eggs. 66 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,180 They're not eggs. 67 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,550 They're hope. 68 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:08,450 They are a promise, 69 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:09,640 possibilities, 70 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:11,720 a mystery. 71 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:13,520 What's inside the egg? 72 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:14,810 I don't know. 73 00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:17,100 Is it a hen? 74 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,530 Is it a hen with a tragic life or a beautiful life? 75 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,360 I don't know. I don't know this hen. 76 00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:23,390 You get me right, Elizabeth? I could feel that you get me. 77 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:27,800 His wife, Elizabeth, was an art critic. 78 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:32,540 When Bobby was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1996, 79 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,010 she decided to keep every piece of paper 80 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:36,480 he ever touched, 81 00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:39,320 becoming the guardian of his legacy. 82 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:43,140 In the ultimate act of perseverance, 83 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:45,980 Bobby chose to freeze himself. 84 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:47,850 I'm going to the future. 85 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:51,860 I'm going on a long, long journey. 86 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,320 I don't know what awaits me, 87 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:55,740 but maybe people will understand my eggs there. 88 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,500 There is no data that suggests 89 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,860 that Bobby will ever get into the future. 90 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:05,110 Legally, 91 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:08,350 this company provides a form of euthanasia. 92 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,870 - But that's just on paper. 93 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:12,640 In practice, if you are approved for "euthanasia," 94 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,800 you drink our patented CryoPreserve, 95 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:17,750 and then brr! Your organs get a big chill. 96 00:06:17,850 --> 00:06:18,770 And you go to sleep. 97 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,050 Our scientists are working around the clock 98 00:06:21,150 --> 00:06:23,120 to one day discover 99 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:26,200 how to bring our patients back. 100 00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:29,250 Life had told Bobby, "No." 101 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,630 Instead of accepting that, 102 00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:33,270 he did the implausible. 103 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:35,310 He froze himself, 104 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,470 so he could hopefully come back and try again. 105 00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:42,710 Alejandro found this inspiring. 106 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,410 After all, he immigrated 107 00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:47,710 to the most competitive place on Earth, 108 00:06:47,810 --> 00:06:51,510 in hopes to become a world-famous toy designer. 109 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,890 A slinky that simply 110 00:06:52,990 --> 00:06:54,820 refuses to go downstairs. 111 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,550 Forcing the child to go on the journey, step by step. 112 00:06:57,660 --> 00:07:00,060 The joy comes not from watching something happen, 113 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,460 but by achieving it. 114 00:07:52,550 --> 00:07:54,220 -Alejandro? 115 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:56,410 - Hi. 116 00:07:57,150 --> 00:07:59,350 Was the backup disconnected? 117 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:01,490 Um... 118 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:04,090 What? 119 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:06,520 Was the backup disconnected? 120 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,500 The backup is currently connected. 121 00:08:11,670 --> 00:08:12,700 Uh-huh. 122 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,170 All right. We... We're closing up. 123 00:08:17,370 --> 00:08:18,400 I was just suggesting... 124 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,700 ...I sign them... 125 00:08:19,810 --> 00:08:20,840 She's here. 126 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:22,910 Brace yourself. 127 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:24,480 ...sign a contract without reading it? 128 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:27,260 Like some teenager getting a phone at MetroPCS? 129 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:28,710 No, I know... I know you read the contract, 130 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:29,980 - which is why I'm surprised... -What's the limit? 131 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,120 - A limit to what? - A limit to the amount 132 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:35,090 of times you're going to hike the prices. 133 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:37,390 Or am I and my poor, frozen husband 134 00:08:37,490 --> 00:08:40,650 going to be held to ransom indefinitely? Hello. 135 00:08:42,090 --> 00:08:43,430 Hi. 136 00:08:43,530 --> 00:08:45,760 This is Alejandro. He is the archivist assigned to Bobby. 137 00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:49,240 Oh. 138 00:08:49,340 --> 00:08:50,800 Hi... Hi, Elizabeth, it's so nice to meet you 139 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:52,670 and put a... and put a face to the name. 140 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:56,570 Oh, it's very nice to meet you too, Alejandro. 141 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,770 You're doing a wonderful job. 142 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,420 Yes, I would like to think that the astronomical 143 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,990 hike in prices for the Deluxe package, 144 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:05,260 might benefit you in some way, 145 00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:06,820 but I suppose your bosses are just 146 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:07,780 gobbling up the profits. 147 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,080 Nobody's gobbling up anything, 148 00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:10,520 it is, uh, simple inflation. 149 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,420 We're now getting a lecture on economics 150 00:09:12,530 --> 00:09:14,770 from the good doctor here. Pace University, was it? 151 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:18,960 Hm. Uh, yes, but it is in the contract as per the signed... 152 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:20,010 We can... How about... 153 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,700 How about we chat in my office? 154 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,830 Shall we? 155 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:26,480 - Sharon? - Yes. 156 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:27,950 The backup generator was disconnected. 157 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,030 What? 158 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:30,370 What? 159 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:39,150 Alejandro, will you, 160 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:40,720 uh, stop by my office tomorrow? 161 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,960 Um, yeah. Yes. What did you... 162 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:46,920 What did you wanna talk about? 163 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,320 - Let's talk tomorrow. 164 00:09:48,430 --> 00:09:49,830 I didn't realize I was interrupting a meeting, 165 00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:50,960 shall I get you a coffee? 166 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:52,840 Oh, (CHUCKLES FORCEDLY) No... 167 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,630 Faced with a challenge, 168 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:00,470 Alejandro called his mother. 169 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:03,750 Dolores was always ready to solve his problems. 170 00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:51,000 Ale! 171 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,400 What are you talking about? 172 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,270 I didn't eat your fucking Oreos, 173 00:10:59,370 --> 00:11:00,500 you fucking wiener. 174 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,030 - Hey, good night. 175 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,300 Good night. 176 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:06,030 Can I have some though? 177 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:07,350 No! 178 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,740 -Please? -Get your own. 179 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,250 That night, Dolores was supposed 180 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:15,650 to work on a monument proposal 181 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:19,740 on the subject of "the Salvadorian artist." 182 00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:23,450 But instead she thought about Ale. 183 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,790 - Her delicate little creation. 184 00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:31,790 - Hi, good morning. - Morning. 185 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:33,920 Uh, you wanted to talk to me? 186 00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:36,430 Uh, yes, can I have a moment to get settled? 187 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:47,150 Okay, you can come in. 188 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,610 -How are you? 189 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,720 Great. How are you? 190 00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:53,850 I'm good. 191 00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:55,480 Okay. 192 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,590 Excited to have this check-in. 193 00:11:56,690 --> 00:11:59,060 Alejandro, 194 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,270 this is really hard 195 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,150 - but, um... - Oh, no. 196 00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:07,120 But, unfortunately, given the incident, 197 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:10,100 we can't continue having you as a part of this team. 198 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:11,710 But nothing happened. 199 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,960 The backup generator was unplugged. 200 00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:16,240 And the subject could have been at risk. 201 00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:17,510 But nothing happened. 202 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:19,040 That is like removing all the fire extinguishers 203 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:20,570 - from a building. -And then putting 204 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,040 them back before there's a fire. 205 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:24,180 It's more like parking in front of a fire hydrant. 206 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,810 For which you get a ticket. 207 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,630 B... But why? 208 00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:33,090 If there was no actual fire... 209 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:34,620 - I... B... But, uh... -...we proved that 210 00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,290 it's an honest mistake and it wasn't your intention 211 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,730 and that you won't do it again. 212 00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:39,070 I... I mean, don't you think... 213 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,460 Uh, my thoughts don't count. You just would, you would. 214 00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:42,560 -But... - You would get a ticket. 215 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:43,870 But if you don't employ me... 216 00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:46,010 - We know. - Then, you do know, okay. 217 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:48,610 But... But then I don't... I don't have a work visa. 218 00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:49,880 - We know. -If I don't 219 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,740 have a work visa, then I can't be here. 220 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,640 We know. 221 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,250 Who is "we"? 222 00:12:58,420 --> 00:12:59,880 We here at FreezeCorp. 223 00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:01,830 Look, I just need a little bit more time 224 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,190 because I'm already applying for this other job at Hasbro 225 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,220 that I'm really excited about. 226 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,950 No disrespect to... to FreezeCorp and the... 227 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,150 - the FreezeCorp family. -Uh, uh... 228 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,740 Or... Or I can do this part-time. 229 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,090 -Alejandro, I... -Or as an intern. 230 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,740 -Alejandro... -Or whatever you... 231 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,310 -Listen, I have to go. -No more archive. 232 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,360 What a terrible shame. 233 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:16,500 Elizabeth, I am not... 234 00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:17,770 You'll keep his corpse frozen 235 00:13:17,870 --> 00:13:19,570 or you're gonna throw that out as well? 236 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:21,800 We are simply moving Bobby 237 00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:24,750 from the Deluxe Chamber with archive 238 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,200 to the Basic as per your... 239 00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:29,910 And will you simply help me take his archive 240 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,510 to the dumpster? 241 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,680 Or must I break my back doing that myself? 242 00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:35,820 No one is going to be moving... 243 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,690 Don't you belittle me! 244 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:41,360 You middle of the road, middle, middle, middle 245 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:43,390 middle, middle manager! 246 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,330 ...working around the clock to one day 247 00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:46,530 - discover... - Hi. 248 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,200 ...how to bring our patients back. 249 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,290 Hello. 250 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:52,430 Cannot believe that woman! 251 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,450 Screaming at me like that. 252 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,970 Threatening to throw Bobby's body out. 253 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,380 Did you see that? 254 00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,770 I'm very grateful to you, by the way, 255 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,660 for helping me like this. 256 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,020 What were we thinking? 257 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,250 And what are we supposed to do with all this stuff anyway? 258 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,220 I can see Bobby's going 259 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,560 to wake up in the future and his wife's gone 260 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,330 and thrown away all his things! 261 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,120 I don't think you need to throw anything out. 262 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:16,890 He didn't leave an insane amount of stuff. 263 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,530 I... I would argue you never needed 264 00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:19,990 that big space to begin with. 265 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,490 So, why don't you just make room for it somewhere else? 266 00:14:22,870 --> 00:14:24,610 I don't suppose you would 267 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:28,250 have any time for a little side project, would you? 268 00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:32,840 What do you normally use this space for? 269 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,110 Oh, I live here. 270 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:35,850 - Oh. 271 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:38,160 I live, uh, part of the year here, 272 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,660 part of the time in Maine, 273 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,750 and part of the time in Asheville. 274 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:45,530 Did you hear the way she screamed at me? 275 00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:47,000 How do you put up with her? 276 00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:49,660 - Did she ever yell at you? -Well... 277 00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:52,270 I... As it turns out, I got... I got laid off. 278 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:53,770 Oh, Alejandro! 279 00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:57,970 That woman, she is out to ruin us all! 280 00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:00,280 And she's a thief, as well, you know. 281 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:02,380 Um, well, sure. 282 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,410 And she... 283 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:04,570 doesn't listen to reason. 284 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,980 I put up quite a fight. 285 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:06,980 Thank you. 286 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,550 - Thank you for... - Thank you. 287 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,080 For the job and the memories... 288 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,010 But mainly, she... 289 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,820 they didn't wanna sponsor me anymore. 290 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,560 I'm actually from El Salvador. 291 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,120 Oh, El Salvador? 292 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:19,560 Pupusas? 293 00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:20,980 - Yes. - And those, uh, nuns 294 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:22,790 they killed in the 80s, yes. 295 00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:24,890 R... Right. So now, 296 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,540 I'm looking for... for a new job. 297 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,870 - Oh you are? -That will maybe 298 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,210 - sponsor me. -Oh. 299 00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:32,110 Well... 300 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,860 I'm not sure I could, uh, offer anything formal. 301 00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:37,470 But, uh, maybe freelance? 302 00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,950 And, uh, then we could see? 303 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,740 Did you use FileMaker Pro at the facility? 304 00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,450 No, we used Google Sheets. 305 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,560 No, no, you can't... 306 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,760 you can't compare that to FileMaker Pro. 307 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,260 It's basically the same, 308 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,900 except FileMaker is harder to use and not free. 309 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,160 Do you know FileMaker Pro? 310 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,930 Yeah, I love it. 311 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,100 Oh, my goodness, that's splendid. 312 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:07,510 Oh, yes. 313 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:10,720 My, uh, former assistant, 314 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:13,840 Celeste, she ran away with an Italian, 315 00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:16,220 and I could not even begin to tell you, 316 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,910 but anyway, she had this bright idea 317 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,290 of setting up a database 318 00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:22,060 so that I could keep a track of all Bobby's paintings 319 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,530 wherever they were, you know, two over here, 320 00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:26,060 couple over here in this gallery, 321 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,800 and to have a sense of order 322 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:29,250 to have a sense of perspective. 323 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:33,190 I mean, FileMaker is the Cadillac of archival software, 324 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,510 you know, recommended by Gagosian, 325 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,600 recommended by the Whitney, 326 00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,810 and apparently very, very easy to set up. 327 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,230 And that's what she promised me. 328 00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:41,370 And that's what she failed to deliver. 329 00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:42,740 Because the thing about 330 00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:45,590 Celeste of course, is that she was on drugs. 331 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,880 - Oh, no. -She was constantly 332 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:51,180 coming in with dirty shoes, always in the alleys. 333 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,810 You know, that's a very, very clear sign. 334 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,980 And the whole thing just didn't work! 335 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:56,690 None of the databases matched. 336 00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:57,990 Any assistant of mine 337 00:16:58,090 --> 00:16:59,780 will have to come up to Maine a fair bit. 338 00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:01,270 Do you garden? 339 00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:02,900 Oh, I... I could garden. 340 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,740 Oh, that's great, so you can drive us up there. 341 00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:07,460 Oh, no, I... I don't know how to drive. 342 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,060 I'm looking now for the pictures of the begonias, 343 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:11,360 you'll see them when you drive us up there. 344 00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:15,620 But the begonias this year were so beautiful, 345 00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:17,870 and the sweet peas' just beginning, 346 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:20,280 just the little shoots starting. 347 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:22,520 And I think next year, the pinks particularly... 348 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:23,790 Oh, my goodness, 349 00:17:23,890 --> 00:17:25,020 where are these photographs? I'm really thinking 350 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,220 that I couldn't have seen these photographs. 351 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,860 Oh, my goodness me, this software drives me insane. 352 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,890 I can never, ever find what you want, 353 00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:33,190 and it's so hard on the nails. 354 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:35,120 They said it's likely to be in the Dropbox now. 355 00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:37,770 Now, we... we... we... Maybe in the iCloud... 356 00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:39,810 How do you get into the iCloud thing? 357 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,900 They told me once, and it made no sense! 358 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,940 Where are these photographs? 359 00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:47,850 Let me... If... 360 00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:49,010 You know, when you're looking for something 361 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,140 - and you can never find it. - May... May I... 362 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,300 I want someone to invent the thing 363 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,790 where you say, "Look for the photograph 364 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,270 "of the blooms," and then suddenly there are... 365 00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:56,710 And, they probably have, but nobody's told me about it. 366 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:57,890 I bet I can help you with that. If... 367 00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:58,980 No, no, no, Alejandro. 368 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,310 They say it's simple, 369 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:03,630 let's hear from them, how simple it is! 370 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,820 Right this minute. 371 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,690 I was on with them most of the day yesterday. 372 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:08,930 Apple Support. 373 00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:10,600 To securely verify your iden... 374 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,670 No, none of those options. 375 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:13,670 In a few words, 376 00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:15,000 please tell me why you're calling. 377 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,260 -Human. -Thank you 378 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,670 - for contacting Apple... -Human being. 379 00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:19,110 Please hold for an Apple advisor... 380 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:23,780 No, none of those options. No. Other. 381 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,070 Other. 382 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:26,610 - Other. -Hello, ma'am. 383 00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:27,880 - Are you still there? - Well, of course, I'm here. 384 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:29,090 Where else will I be? 385 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,880 You've been holding me hostage on this call. 386 00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:32,890 - I need my photographs. -Ma'am... 387 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:34,580 You're holding up an important meeting! 388 00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:35,890 Uh... I'm sorry about the hold. 389 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,680 But w... w... where are... where are my photographs? 390 00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:39,530 You've hidden them again, you've hidden them from me! 391 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,550 Your... Your pictures should be on the Photos app. 392 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,300 Well, I deleted them because you told me 393 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,010 that there would be a back up in the Cloud! 394 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,930 What is the Cloud anyway? I don't understand! 395 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,770 They wouldn't just disappear like that, ma'am. 396 00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:52,530 Stop interrupting me! Listen! 397 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,300 I need my photographs. 398 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,800 You... You've hidden them from me, 399 00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:57,670 you keep hiding things from me. 400 00:18:57,780 --> 00:18:59,280 Where are my photographs? 401 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:02,240 You have erased my memories... 402 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,860 And if that isn't enough, 403 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,090 I was forced to switch to voice memos 404 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,290 instead of texting! 405 00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:13,530 Because your tiny, tiny, tiny keyboard is 406 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:14,870 too bloody small... 407 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,050 Well, you can enlarge the keyboard. 408 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,570 Don't interrupt me! 409 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,760 I want to text with my fingers! 410 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,400 Uh, Alejandro Martinez. 411 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,260 Yes, hi. That's me. 412 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,620 Mr. Khalil's ready for you. 413 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:52,960 Thank you. 414 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,630 All right, so, you got to get another sponsor. 415 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,070 Pronto, rapido. 416 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,130 What happened to the toy people? 417 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,280 They won't hire you? 418 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,070 I don't know. I mean, t... t... 419 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,740 they're just not going to be taking applications 420 00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:08,090 - for a while. - Okay, okay, look, 421 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:09,810 you... you don't have a while. You have a month 422 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,190 to find someone to co-sign your visa, 423 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,450 and if you don't, you have to leave the US. 424 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,350 Yeah, I... I... I've been working on that, 425 00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:18,350 I... I started freelancing for this lady, 426 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,550 - um, she's, um... 427 00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:24,860 Well, whatever, it'll just be a few hours here and there. 428 00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:29,070 Also today? Well, that's rapido. 429 00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:30,740 You think this lady can sponsor you? 430 00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:32,710 I... I mean, we'll see. 431 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:35,370 "We'll see." 432 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:38,750 Well... 433 00:20:38,850 --> 00:20:40,320 That's a better slogan for us. 434 00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,420 We'll see. 435 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,920 Look, other thing is, 436 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,050 you can't take money right now. 437 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,640 Hope this lady's not paying you. 438 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,020 W... What do you mean? 439 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,130 You can't take money till they officially sponsor you. 440 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:17,320 The rules of the game are as follows: 441 00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:21,160 First, he must find a sponsor for a work visa, 442 00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:24,130 then he must submit it 443 00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:27,360 by paying application and lawyer fees 444 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:30,700 totaling up to around $6,000. 445 00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:33,000 And only then, 446 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:36,560 is Alejandro allowed to earn money. 447 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:41,110 Money, that he needs so he can submit his application 448 00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:44,150 to well... earn money. 449 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,610 And he must do it before the fall 450 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,580 of the last grain of sand. 451 00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:52,350 The maze is impossible to navigate, 452 00:21:52,450 --> 00:21:56,120 unless of course, he's willing to bend the rules. 453 00:21:57,290 --> 00:22:00,300 Cash. You need cash. 454 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,430 Craigs... 455 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:17,650 list... 456 00:22:18,950 --> 00:22:20,950 Craigs... 457 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:23,720 list... 458 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,260 Craigs... 459 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,330 list... 460 00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,660 Despair... 461 00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:43,930 Confusion... 462 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:48,180 Misguided journeys... 463 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,740 IKEA BILLY bookcase... 464 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,160 This... 465 00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:59,150 is Craigslist. 466 00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:00,420 Alejandro. 467 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,090 Come on, we're going to this shitty party. 468 00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:04,110 Oh, I... I can't come. But thank you. 469 00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:05,620 Why not? Just come. 470 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,620 This invite said it was an "all white party" 471 00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:08,520 so I'm going in all red. 472 00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:09,860 It's gonna be at this shitty loft, 473 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,370 - and everyone there sucks. -Um, thank you, 474 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:12,520 but I have a lot of stuff to do. 475 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:15,200 I... I just have to solve this mess. 476 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,640 Okay, well, I'll text you 477 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,470 - if it ends up being fun. 478 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:19,580 Tell me... 479 00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:20,800 Bowflex. 480 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:24,140 No bed bugs, clean Bowflex. 481 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:28,650 Um... no, that's okay, just... just jobs? 482 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:32,120 - Marketing Associate. - No, something more cash. 483 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:37,200 - It is the gigs you seek. - Exactly, yes. 484 00:23:37,890 --> 00:23:39,490 Cleaning boy kink... 485 00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:45,300 Oh, um... Any... Anything else? 486 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,090 Sell salon packages, make up to $200 an hour... 487 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,060 Yes! Yes! Yes, perfect! 488 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,870 Hi, can I ask you a question about your hair? 489 00:24:01,810 --> 00:24:04,640 Hi, quick question about your hair? Okay... 490 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,230 Hi, can I ask you a question about your hair? 491 00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:22,170 Alejandro, this is Elizabeth, 492 00:24:22,270 --> 00:24:23,800 speaking to you as if from a walkie-talkie, 493 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:27,230 since that man told me I could not enlarge the keyboard. 494 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,440 This is so last minute, 495 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:31,800 but could you meet me in 20 minutes? 496 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:39,210 I'm late. I'm... I know I'm late, 497 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,580 I'm so late, I don't know, how late am I? 498 00:24:40,690 --> 00:24:42,190 - Oh, that's okay... - Can you move the table 499 00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:43,230 - so I can get in? - Oh yeah. Okay. 500 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,480 It's a little bit of a squeeze. 501 00:24:44,590 --> 00:24:45,590 - Okay. Great. - Yes, well, I've... 502 00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:46,730 - How are you? - I've just been held up. 503 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:49,020 The other people holding me up all day. 504 00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:50,250 - Oh, no. - Obstacles, obstacles. 505 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,460 I went to the upholster, 506 00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:53,300 you know, for the little bench under the window? 507 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,570 - The... The nook? - The nook! 508 00:24:54,670 --> 00:24:55,970 The nook, yeah. Exactly, very good. 509 00:24:56,070 --> 00:24:58,810 Yeah, so I was getting some new, um, cushions made, 510 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,900 you know, and I went to pick them up, and they're horrible! 511 00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:01,940 - They're awful. - Oh, no. 512 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,420 They're red velvet, if you can imagine. Excuse me? 513 00:25:04,510 --> 00:25:07,610 Excuse me? I've been waiting for a very long time. 514 00:25:07,710 --> 00:25:09,880 Uh, is something going on? Are you closed? 515 00:25:09,990 --> 00:25:11,420 Oh, I'm... Uh... I'm... 516 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,810 I'm sorry. Do you... 517 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,760 - Do you know what you'd like? - I'd like this charged. 518 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:16,760 Red velvet. Who am I? 519 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,550 Cleopatra, lying around eating grapes? 520 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,690 She said that I had picked it. 521 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,760 As if. 522 00:25:24,630 --> 00:25:26,590 Uh, they have a... they have a goat cheese salad 523 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,410 - that looks good. - Oh, this menu... 524 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,330 What is it with walnuts? Walnuts, walnuts, walnuts. 525 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,150 It's like a cafe for squirrels. 526 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,730 Uh, well, the... well, the walnuts, 527 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,450 they go very nicely with the salad. 528 00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:38,240 Do I look like I need educating on fine cuisine? 529 00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:39,410 Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't saying that... 530 00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:41,450 Don't scream at me. 531 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,450 Uh, I wasn't. 532 00:25:44,550 --> 00:25:46,350 I'll... I'll have the goat cheese salad. 533 00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:48,290 But is it possible to do it with no cheese? 534 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,420 Yeah. Awesome. 535 00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:53,300 Um, oh, well, all right. I'll have the same thing. 536 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,370 But I'll have it with cheese. And, uh, and uh... 537 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:57,930 An iced tea... 538 00:25:58,930 --> 00:26:00,360 please. 539 00:26:00,770 --> 00:26:02,030 Awesome. 540 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,870 They like it when you say "please." 541 00:26:05,970 --> 00:26:07,930 It's like giving them a little morsel for them to nibble on. 542 00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:11,000 Don't you like goat's cheese? 543 00:26:12,150 --> 00:26:14,620 Oh, no. I'm... I'm... I'm vegan. 544 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,690 Oh. 545 00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:17,980 Who else is vegan? 546 00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:21,450 Um, I don't know. 547 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,430 - Um, uh, a lot of people... - Bill Gates. 548 00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:26,620 Someone awful. 549 00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:29,700 Extortionate. I mean, 550 00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:31,430 one of the most horrible lunches 551 00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:33,390 I've had for a long time, and not for the first time. 552 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,760 I am vowing never to come here again. 553 00:26:36,870 --> 00:26:39,310 Uh, how many paintings is the gallery returning? 554 00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:41,740 Oh, uh, they never understood Bobby's work, 555 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,150 Alejandro, that's the truth of it. 556 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,300 The poor paintings, 557 00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:45,770 they used to sit in the back room, 558 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,580 and they'd never made any attempt to market them. 559 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,920 Um, but there's interest now. 560 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:54,460 - Yeah. I, um, I bet. -That's the thing. 561 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,520 Having a young man of your intelligence, 562 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:57,820 who now has an insight 563 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,190 into Bobby's working methods, uh, 564 00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:04,830 I truly believe that together, we could curate a show. 565 00:27:05,330 --> 00:27:06,510 Oh! 566 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,660 - Yes. - Right? And I mean, 567 00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:11,770 curators have no imagination. 568 00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:14,310 I mean, none of them see what I see. 569 00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:16,610 - Yeah. -But if we 570 00:27:16,710 --> 00:27:18,610 do their homework for them... 571 00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:20,480 We could pitch it around even. 572 00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:22,750 We could pitch it around, exactly. 573 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:25,760 Was there something wrong with your salad, Alejandro? 574 00:27:25,850 --> 00:27:27,450 Oh... no. 575 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,890 - No, no, it's fine. - It's just I can't help 576 00:27:28,990 --> 00:27:31,490 noticing that they neglected to hold the cheese 577 00:27:31,590 --> 00:27:33,050 as we specifically asked them to. 578 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,460 Oh, I don't think you said no cheese, uh, 579 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,660 - I'm sorry. - We did and, uh, 580 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,190 this young gentleman cannot eat cheese. 581 00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:41,030 It... It's... It's... It's fine. 582 00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:42,660 You tell him. 583 00:27:42,770 --> 00:27:45,280 - I, um, I'm vegan. - He's allergic. 584 00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:47,100 - To goat cheese or... - Everything. 585 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,200 Oh, I apologize. We'll... We'll refund the salad. 586 00:27:50,310 --> 00:27:52,140 Well, that's not what we want. 587 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,750 Uh, O... Okay, I... 588 00:27:53,850 --> 00:27:55,620 I just don't know what else I could do, I... 589 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,120 - I can't go back in time. - Fetch somebody else who'll... 590 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,950 -I'm sorry... - ...say something different. 591 00:27:59,060 --> 00:27:59,850 I'll get my supervisor. 592 00:27:59,950 --> 00:28:01,430 Oh, you're gonna hold us hostage now? 593 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,550 Okay, so get my supervisor or don't? 594 00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:05,160 Those are the choices. I either get him 595 00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:06,760 or I don't get him. 596 00:28:15,730 --> 00:28:17,500 So, Elizabeth, you... you were 597 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,100 mentioning pitching the show around? 598 00:28:20,610 --> 00:28:22,820 - Elizabeth... - I don't have any more time 599 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:24,070 to waste on you. 600 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,250 Uh, yes, 601 00:28:25,350 --> 00:28:26,450 once we have gathered the paintings, 602 00:28:26,550 --> 00:28:28,480 we curate a show, and we get a reputable gallery 603 00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:29,740 to take them, you know, Gagosian, 604 00:28:29,850 --> 00:28:30,950 Pace, maybe even the Whitney. 605 00:28:31,050 --> 00:28:32,660 And we sell them, and pay Bobby's bills. 606 00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:34,610 And if you help me do that, I promise you, 607 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,020 I'll sponsor you... 608 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,820 - ...and we'll get your visa. 609 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,490 That sounds... That sounds great. 610 00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:42,990 It's so simple, Alejandro. 611 00:28:43,090 --> 00:28:46,260 And this is it. This is it, the sky's the limit. 612 00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:48,000 Now, let's go get those paintings. 613 00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:50,990 Should Alejandro go help her? 614 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,670 She'll be right out, Elizabeth. 615 00:28:53,770 --> 00:28:55,500 How's everything going, Celeste, 616 00:28:55,610 --> 00:28:57,210 since you worked for me? 617 00:28:58,310 --> 00:28:59,910 Your skin looks better. 618 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:01,970 Thank you. 619 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,820 And how are you? Are... Are you okay? 620 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,230 Well, there is no colored ink in the Epson. 621 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,380 - And no cartridge. - Mmm. The Epson. 622 00:29:11,490 --> 00:29:12,590 I was always intrigued 623 00:29:12,690 --> 00:29:14,320 by your insistence on us having an Epson. 624 00:29:14,430 --> 00:29:16,330 You swore by them, so you said, 625 00:29:16,430 --> 00:29:17,920 and then you chose the most 626 00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:20,470 expensive cartridge on the market, 627 00:29:20,570 --> 00:29:23,140 and then lo and behold, suddenly gone 628 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,040 in a puff of smoke, 629 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:28,210 flown to Italy, and I could never quite work out 630 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:31,230 how you managed to fund that particular escapade. 631 00:29:32,450 --> 00:29:34,320 So you think I broke into your house, 632 00:29:34,410 --> 00:29:36,140 stole an ink cartridge, 633 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,510 bought a plane ticket, 634 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,850 flew to Italy and paid for my Master's 635 00:29:39,950 --> 00:29:41,490 by presenting them with ink? 636 00:29:41,590 --> 00:29:44,190 Easy, Celeste. Remember your skin. 637 00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:51,600 Oh, I thought you had five. 638 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,300 We already returned two. 639 00:29:53,870 --> 00:29:56,470 Oh, the database is in such disarray, 640 00:29:56,570 --> 00:29:57,630 I mean, nobody can find anything. 641 00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:58,710 - Alejandro's going to have 642 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,230 - to sort it all out. 643 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:04,840 He's, uh, helping me curate an exhibition, by the way. 644 00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:06,640 -An exhibition? - Hm. 645 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:09,780 A solo show, just Bobby's eggs? 646 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,320 Do I have to speak slower? 647 00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:13,230 Good luck with that. 648 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,810 Maybe a Marriott breakfast buffet 649 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,560 will show some interest if you're lucky. 650 00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:19,590 Oh! Now she has taste. 651 00:30:19,690 --> 00:30:22,690 Just try a pseudonym this time 652 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,630 if you're going to write your husband a glowing review. 653 00:30:24,730 --> 00:30:26,530 Everyone's laughing at me. 654 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,340 They think I slept with you for exposure. 655 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,210 Don't scream at me. 656 00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:31,500 They hate my eggs. 657 00:30:31,610 --> 00:30:33,140 Bobby, I was just trying to help. 658 00:30:38,050 --> 00:30:39,950 Well, she was... 659 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,240 she was on something, right? 660 00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:45,380 Drugs. Drugs and vodka. 661 00:30:45,490 --> 00:30:46,820 - She reeked of it. - I mean, I... 662 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,430 I can smell it all the way from here. 663 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,850 Thank you for all of your help. 664 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,560 You're probably thinking, "What am I doing, 665 00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:55,590 running around with a crazy lady?" 666 00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:57,590 No, I... 667 00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,140 I... I enjoy working with you. 668 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,610 Where are my bloody keys? 669 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:05,090 I wouldn't put it past her for taking them. 670 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,400 I mean, she was always taking things 671 00:31:06,510 --> 00:31:07,540 when she was with me. 672 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,840 I'm not going back there! 673 00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:10,520 No, here. Let's open your bag, 674 00:31:10,610 --> 00:31:11,970 and we'll search for everything, and we'll... 675 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,720 we'll put every item here, one by one. 676 00:31:13,810 --> 00:31:15,010 - And we'll find it like that. - Oh. 677 00:31:15,110 --> 00:31:16,510 - One by one. Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 678 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:17,840 - Good thinking. - Um, um, um, I'll hold this 679 00:31:17,950 --> 00:31:19,490 - while you take this out. - All right. Huh. 680 00:31:19,590 --> 00:31:21,560 - That's good. Very, very good. - One by one. 681 00:31:21,650 --> 00:31:24,010 One by one. One by one. 682 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,080 - Is it any of these? -No. 683 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,990 You know, people are always asking me, 684 00:31:29,090 --> 00:31:30,820 "Elizabeth, why don't you relax? 685 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,170 Why are you always so tense? 686 00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:34,760 Why are you always obsessing about Bobby and..." 687 00:31:34,870 --> 00:31:35,900 You know, they don't know what it is 688 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,070 to really want something, you know? 689 00:31:38,170 --> 00:31:39,810 To really, you know, be on a mission, 690 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,760 all... all out there. Alone. 691 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,080 Bobby met Elizabeth at a show at his commune. 692 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:49,170 He was feeling down 693 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,260 because his work did not make the show. 694 00:31:52,350 --> 00:31:53,910 He felt invisible. 695 00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:55,940 - Until she came in. - Make your own rules up... 696 00:31:56,050 --> 00:31:58,310 You invited... You invited me! 697 00:31:59,290 --> 00:32:00,250 Late? 698 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,360 Excuse me, ma'am. 699 00:32:02,470 --> 00:32:04,670 - No smoking in here. - Ma'am? 700 00:32:04,770 --> 00:32:07,300 He could tell no one understood her. 701 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,110 Just like no one understood his eggs. 702 00:32:11,570 --> 00:32:13,470 He invited her upstairs 703 00:32:13,570 --> 00:32:15,670 to show her his paintings. 704 00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:18,690 What do you think? 705 00:32:19,810 --> 00:32:20,950 That's beautiful. 706 00:32:23,950 --> 00:32:26,890 This one I call A Shy Egg. 707 00:32:26,990 --> 00:32:28,190 Oh. 708 00:32:28,290 --> 00:32:29,960 His cousin... 709 00:32:30,060 --> 00:32:32,460 - Intellectual Egg. Yeah. - Oh. Right. 710 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,800 - Oh. - And that one is 711 00:32:33,890 --> 00:32:35,660 - Eggs for Dinner. -Ah... 712 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,920 - Oh. - I want people who don't even 713 00:32:37,030 --> 00:32:39,670 like art to see the hope, the mystery, 714 00:32:39,770 --> 00:32:41,870 the beauty, and one day be like, 715 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,330 ding! 716 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,380 I dream of having my own show. 717 00:32:46,470 --> 00:32:48,330 - Hm? - Thirteen Eggs. 718 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,480 - Thirteen Eggs. - Yeah, but no one likes them. 719 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,770 The unlikely pair 720 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,620 became a love for the ages. 721 00:32:56,710 --> 00:32:57,880 She saw him, 722 00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:00,990 and he didn't walk away. 723 00:33:01,090 --> 00:33:04,890 I wanna tell you that I called the company today. 724 00:33:04,990 --> 00:33:06,820 And they said they're gonna send a syringe, 725 00:33:06,930 --> 00:33:08,360 and you will have to inject me. 726 00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,350 No... 727 00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:11,300 Don't look at me like that's weird, okay? 728 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,110 You're gonna have to inject me so you can freeze my inside 729 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,260 as I slowly die. 730 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,130 Okay... 731 00:33:17,230 --> 00:33:19,090 I know this is not fair to you. 732 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,770 And it's really, really expensive. 733 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,840 But we could cover the fees 734 00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:26,810 if we sell some more paintings. 735 00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:29,350 We'll make it work! 736 00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:31,650 - Oh! - A-ha! 737 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:34,010 I'll make sure of it. 738 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,460 We have... We'll sell your paintings. 739 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,830 Gonna have to paint some bigger eggs. 740 00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:44,920 How are the shelves coming? 741 00:33:45,030 --> 00:33:46,930 - Uh, great. 742 00:33:47,030 --> 00:33:49,590 I just think that we have the wrong screws, maybe. 743 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:53,510 I think we need to put that Blue Egg 744 00:33:53,610 --> 00:33:54,850 back where we had it before, 745 00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:57,170 because we need to finish with something very strong. 746 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,120 - But I am not now... - Okay. 747 00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:02,810 I'm not sure now about whether any of this is gonna work. 748 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,840 God, I'm not sure. 749 00:34:04,950 --> 00:34:06,930 I don't know. I don't know. 750 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,450 Well... 751 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,130 - What about... 752 00:34:13,090 --> 00:34:14,230 ending it with this one? 753 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,950 Oh, no, Alejandro! Not that one! 754 00:34:16,060 --> 00:34:17,840 That's so unresolved. 755 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:20,400 Look at that egg, it's just like negative space. 756 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,560 Bobby didn't even sign it! 757 00:34:21,670 --> 00:34:23,070 I know, I know, but... but... 758 00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:25,240 There's just something that feels so... 759 00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:29,980 hopeful and... optimistic about it. 760 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,470 Even if it's so messy 761 00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:33,140 and... and unresolved. It's... 762 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,040 I don't know, it just feels so... 763 00:34:36,390 --> 00:34:38,950 so Bobby, in a way. 764 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,860 I happen to like the later work. 765 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,460 When it... When it's just at its most erratic 766 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,990 and optimistic. 767 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,100 I think it's because they were made to fund his journey. 768 00:34:53,030 --> 00:34:55,630 They were made with the intention 769 00:34:55,730 --> 00:34:57,390 of waking him up. 770 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,530 With the hope that he would wake up in the future. 771 00:35:02,570 --> 00:35:05,040 And that way, the show doesn't end with an ending, 772 00:35:05,140 --> 00:35:07,880 but with a... "to be continued." 773 00:35:09,950 --> 00:35:12,020 "To be continued." 774 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,180 I like that . 775 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,610 Yeah, like his life. 776 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,080 Thirteen Eggs. 777 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,620 - Thirteen Eggs. - Yeah. 778 00:35:19,730 --> 00:35:20,830 Why did you say that? 779 00:35:20,930 --> 00:35:21,930 'Cause he wrote that in his sketchbook... 780 00:35:22,030 --> 00:35:23,440 Thirteen Eggs! Yeah, Thirteen Eggs. 781 00:35:23,530 --> 00:35:25,220 That was Bobby's dream show. 782 00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:27,710 That was the exhibition he always wanted. 783 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,830 Well, then... Let's call it that. 784 00:35:28,930 --> 00:35:30,230 That's it! That's our show. 785 00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:31,960 Oh, Alejandro, that is brilliant. 786 00:35:32,070 --> 00:35:33,910 That... You are brilliant. 787 00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:36,480 That is perfectly... We have it. 788 00:35:36,580 --> 00:35:37,580 We have the concept. 789 00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:40,910 We just need to track down the rest of his paintings 790 00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:43,990 and find the final piece, and then we have the show. 791 00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:50,050 So, if you can add this one into the FileMaker now. 792 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,960 And then we can have a fully comprehensive list. 793 00:35:57,260 --> 00:36:00,220 So, you go and, uh, enter in the database, 794 00:36:00,330 --> 00:36:02,560 so that it all syncs, that way I have access 795 00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:03,800 to the exact same database 796 00:36:03,910 --> 00:36:06,010 from here or the iPad, or in Maine. 797 00:36:06,110 --> 00:36:08,270 You absolutely have to make it all sync up, 798 00:36:08,370 --> 00:36:11,040 so there will, at long last, be order. 799 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:13,470 Can you show it to me? Show it to me now. 800 00:36:19,450 --> 00:36:21,540 There's no reason to overwhelm the software at this point. 801 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,060 With excess information like that. 802 00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:27,420 - Oh. - It's a very delicate system. 803 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,950 - Powerful, but delicate. - Oh, right. Okay. 804 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,710 Craigslist... 805 00:36:39,810 --> 00:36:42,820 List... 806 00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:46,530 Wait in line for the new iPhone, $60... 807 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,710 Teach me to use Twitter so I can 808 00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:52,820 be famous! $100... $20... 809 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:57,880 Untangle my necklace... 810 00:36:57,990 --> 00:37:00,230 Clean the windows... 811 00:37:00,330 --> 00:37:03,730 Paint the wall... Wake me up at 3:00 a.m. 812 00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:04,990 to make my flight... 813 00:37:15,410 --> 00:37:18,720 A toy truck with a tire that slowly deflates. 814 00:37:18,810 --> 00:37:19,910 Children must play knowing 815 00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:22,480 that they're running out of time. 816 00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:29,660 Coat check 817 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,030 at Lower East Side night club, 818 00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:36,380 $75 plus tips. 819 00:37:36,490 --> 00:37:37,930 Give me my coat, man. 820 00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:40,660 I lost the ticket, but I told you it's black. 821 00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:42,730 - Black? - Yes, black. 822 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,680 And while Alejandro confronted things 823 00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:48,310 he never thought he'd face, 824 00:37:48,410 --> 00:37:50,680 Dolores faced a challenge of her own. 825 00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:53,020 Not being able to help. 826 00:37:55,610 --> 00:37:57,280 Felicity just got a Venmo request 827 00:37:57,380 --> 00:37:59,240 for the California Roll she had with Marjorie 828 00:37:59,350 --> 00:38:00,960 two weeks ago on a playdate. 829 00:38:01,050 --> 00:38:02,680 A blow she didn't see coming. 830 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:08,290 Hi, can I ask... 831 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,320 So sorry. 832 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:12,100 I'm sorry. 833 00:38:13,230 --> 00:38:15,000 Hi, can I ask you a question about your hair? 834 00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:17,400 Have you ever wondered how to get salon-quality 835 00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:18,470 for 50... 836 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,540 So... 837 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,080 I was wondering should I, like, send you 838 00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:26,140 an invoice or... 839 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,240 - or how does that work? - Yeah. 840 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:28,800 How many have you sold? 841 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,990 Oh, um... 842 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,080 I think I haven't... yet. 843 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:37,220 But the, uh... 844 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,030 the Craigslist ad said $200 845 00:38:40,130 --> 00:38:43,500 - an hour? - Yeah, if you sold something. 846 00:38:43,590 --> 00:38:46,490 But it... it gave an hourly rate. 847 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,140 The promise was riddled with trickery. 848 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,030 But I... I've worked at least, 849 00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:54,040 like, 10 hours. 850 00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:55,350 I need... 851 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,710 - to get paid. -Look, man. 852 00:38:57,810 --> 00:38:59,170 You're barely speaking up, 853 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,190 you're whispering to these ladies, 854 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,350 Look at these two over here. 855 00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:06,320 Hey, ladies. 856 00:39:07,390 --> 00:39:10,160 I like that jacket. That's yellow, right? 857 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:11,320 - Yeah... - Just a real quick question 858 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:13,750 - about your hair. -What? 859 00:39:25,430 --> 00:39:27,900 I knew... 860 00:39:28,010 --> 00:39:29,250 Not front row, I hope. 861 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:32,440 Oh, Bingham, this is the magnificent Alejandro, 862 00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:34,810 I've been telling you about. This is Bingham, 863 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,150 - He's our newest, 864 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:39,920 well, our first foundation intern. 865 00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:41,680 - Oh. - And... And he gardens. 866 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:42,920 - And uh, what's even better... 867 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,290 ...he's gonna drive me up to Maine. 868 00:39:45,690 --> 00:39:46,720 Oh, great! 869 00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:48,030 Hey there, Ale. 870 00:39:48,130 --> 00:39:49,360 He's a very clever boy. 871 00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:50,770 He's at Columbia, I've known him 872 00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:52,230 since he was a tiny, tiny tot. 873 00:39:52,330 --> 00:39:54,030 - Uh, his father is a very, 874 00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:56,200 very, uh, important collector. 875 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,230 - Oh, wow. -Bingham's father 876 00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:00,140 forced him to take the internship 877 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,510 after he wrecked the car. 878 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,470 And I have other talents too. 879 00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:04,340 I'm not implying 880 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,540 - any nepotism. - Mm-hmm. 881 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,040 And what I should have mentioned is 882 00:40:07,150 --> 00:40:08,480 he knows FileMaker Pro. 883 00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:11,220 - Oh, good. - No. No, no. 884 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,710 I said I might be able to figure out FileFinder Pro. 885 00:40:14,820 --> 00:40:17,190 More importantly, Ale, what is this lady doing 886 00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:18,790 not using Google Sheets? 887 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,520 Oh... 888 00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:22,190 I mean FileMaker Pro is the Cadillac 889 00:40:22,290 --> 00:40:23,590 of archival software. 890 00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:26,200 That's what we say. That is... That's the truth of it. 891 00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,800 And look he... he put up the shelves. 892 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:31,870 Oh, yeah. And you did have the right screws. 893 00:40:32,910 --> 00:40:35,240 Oh, are you sure? 894 00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:36,810 Uh, yes, it's just drywall. 895 00:40:36,910 --> 00:40:39,580 What kind of screws did you think you'd need? 896 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,510 Well, hopefully, it doesn't fall off 897 00:40:41,610 --> 00:40:44,040 in the middle of the night, right? 898 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,110 She's been having trouble sleeping. 899 00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:47,090 - So... -Oh. 900 00:40:47,190 --> 00:40:49,250 I think it'll be okay, Alejandro. 901 00:40:49,350 --> 00:40:51,880 Um, anyway, I have to go. 902 00:40:51,990 --> 00:40:53,450 I have a hot date, 903 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,870 uh, with a photographer 904 00:40:56,970 --> 00:40:58,340 who wants to take my picture. 905 00:40:58,430 --> 00:41:00,900 Well, have a wonderful time. Don't keep him waiting. 906 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,360 Tell your mother I sent my love. 907 00:41:02,470 --> 00:41:04,010 - And kisses. -Bye. 908 00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:05,230 - Bye. - I'll see you soon. 909 00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:06,700 - Yup. - Yeah. 910 00:41:08,110 --> 00:41:09,810 A breath of fresh air. 911 00:41:09,910 --> 00:41:10,840 What a team. 912 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:13,010 You two are going to have a lot of fun in Maine. 913 00:41:13,110 --> 00:41:14,290 Blue. 914 00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:15,910 Blue. 915 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:17,680 I know which... 916 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:20,250 I know which painting we're missing. 917 00:41:20,350 --> 00:41:21,910 - Oh, which one? - Blue... 918 00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:24,380 Egg on Yellow Satin. 919 00:41:24,490 --> 00:41:25,630 The... The egg is blue? 920 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,990 No, no, no, no! The egg is grey! 921 00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:30,500 Blue Egg on Yellow Satin. 922 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,170 -Where is it? - She has it. She's got it. 923 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,690 Look for it, look. 924 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,170 She was Dalia, 925 00:41:37,270 --> 00:41:39,300 Bobby's most promising student. 926 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,800 Now this is your best egg. 927 00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:43,910 It's brilliant. 928 00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:45,800 I'm so jealous. 929 00:41:45,910 --> 00:41:47,810 This will look great at your place. 930 00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:49,620 Okay. 931 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,890 She stole it. 932 00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:52,340 That's our 13th egg. 933 00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:54,130 Without it, there is no show. 934 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:55,880 Elizabeth immediately noticed 935 00:41:55,990 --> 00:41:57,910 that the painting was gone. 936 00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:00,530 And Bobby came clean about giving it to Dalia 937 00:42:00,630 --> 00:42:03,630 as a gift, to which Elizabeth said... 938 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,790 That pathetic tramp stole it. 939 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:08,330 They never even spoke about the affair. 940 00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:10,130 Well, the good news is 941 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,510 that we have so many other fantastic... 942 00:42:11,610 --> 00:42:13,040 - No, no, no, we need Blue... - ...paintings that... 943 00:42:13,140 --> 00:42:14,450 ... Egg on Yellow Satin. 944 00:42:15,710 --> 00:42:17,270 I know, but 945 00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:19,510 - given that we don't have... - What, I can't have 946 00:42:19,610 --> 00:42:21,490 Blue Egg on Yellow Satin? 947 00:42:22,450 --> 00:42:23,480 Well, have you tried reaching out? 948 00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:25,320 I screamed as much as I could! 949 00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:26,840 Right, right. 950 00:42:26,950 --> 00:42:29,820 I don't know, the whole thing seems like a terrible idea. 951 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,180 What, the show? 952 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:37,830 Well, I said to her, "Name your price." 953 00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:40,900 And... And what she wanted was an apology. 954 00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:43,380 She wanted an apology from me! 955 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,170 An apology for what? 956 00:42:45,270 --> 00:42:47,300 An apology for I don't know what! 957 00:42:47,410 --> 00:42:50,170 Messy, Unresolved Nightmarish Interiors 958 00:42:50,270 --> 00:42:51,500 by Dalia Park 959 00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:53,480 Spoiled an Otherwise Fantastic Show 960 00:42:53,580 --> 00:42:55,580 at Columbia University 961 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,750 by Elizabeth Asencio. 962 00:42:57,850 --> 00:42:59,620 I can't deal with these people, Alejandro. 963 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:02,030 It's not healthy for me, it's not good for me. 964 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,150 No, no, we're not doing the show. 965 00:43:22,270 --> 00:43:23,840 No pro bono, kid. 966 00:43:23,950 --> 00:43:24,680 Why are we even talking? 967 00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,340 Has this lady agreed to sponsor you? 968 00:43:26,450 --> 00:43:28,450 Um, not... not... not yet, but I'm working on it. 969 00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:30,020 And even if it does work out, 970 00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:32,410 I... I have to pay for half of your fees upfront, right? 971 00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:34,010 Listen, uh, 972 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,710 you need to get creative 973 00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,160 and find a way to get that money. 974 00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:38,290 - Okay? -Yes. 975 00:43:38,390 --> 00:43:39,660 No, I'm... I'm on it. 976 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,730 My little Craigslist jobs are barely keeping me afloat, 977 00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:44,730 and with things at work are getting tricky... 978 00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:46,990 Hold on a sec, okay? 979 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:48,490 What's going on here? 980 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,230 She... I think she won't let us 981 00:43:50,330 --> 00:43:51,600 mail her the notice. 982 00:43:51,710 --> 00:43:52,880 No! No. 983 00:43:54,970 --> 00:43:56,340 "No, no, I already told you 984 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,870 I don't have a permanent home address." 985 00:44:01,710 --> 00:44:03,410 "Sometimes I stay with my cousins, 986 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,050 sometimes I stay with my Mom if she's sick." 987 00:44:06,850 --> 00:44:08,060 "My mail gets lost there." 988 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,680 "It's better for me 989 00:44:11,790 --> 00:44:13,560 to pick up the documents here." 990 00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:15,960 Okay, we can do that. 991 00:44:16,060 --> 00:44:18,460 Okay, listen. I'm going to get started with the paperwork. 992 00:44:18,570 --> 00:44:20,770 But make yourself indispensable to this lady. 993 00:44:20,870 --> 00:44:23,530 As for the money, well, how much is your rent? 994 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,110 Si. 995 00:45:04,110 --> 00:45:05,280 You have a message. 996 00:45:05,380 --> 00:45:07,110 Do you wish to speak to Craigslist? 997 00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:08,810 - Yes. 998 00:45:08,910 --> 00:45:10,840 - Speak. 999 00:45:14,990 --> 00:45:18,430 Need to rent a room in Bushwick, $850. 1000 00:45:18,530 --> 00:45:21,500 Two roommates. Need subletter immediately. 1001 00:45:23,330 --> 00:45:24,470 Hey... 1002 00:45:25,930 --> 00:45:27,430 What's goin' on? 1003 00:45:27,540 --> 00:45:29,110 This is Travis. He's going to sublet my room. 1004 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,930 Hey. What's going on? 1005 00:45:31,030 --> 00:45:33,930 - Okay. - Uh, room's that way, Travis. 1006 00:45:34,870 --> 00:45:36,870 Um, yeah, I can't afford to make rent 1007 00:45:36,970 --> 00:45:38,500 and pay for the lawyers and all the other 1008 00:45:38,610 --> 00:45:39,610 immigration stuff, so I thought, 1009 00:45:39,710 --> 00:45:41,140 "Well, why don't I just sublet my room, 1010 00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:42,320 "and sleep on the couch?" 1011 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:44,360 - If that's okay? - Oh, I mean, of course. 1012 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:46,150 Can you just tell him to be super careful 1013 00:45:46,250 --> 00:45:47,710 around my baby whatever's? 1014 00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:50,330 Hey, uh, do you have Wi-Fi? 1015 00:45:50,420 --> 00:45:51,920 Yeah, uh, it's on the fridge. 1016 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,370 I mean, this is just, like, 1017 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,920 I keep getting these emails that are like, 1018 00:45:56,030 --> 00:45:57,960 "I put your necklace on, and it immediately broke. 1019 00:45:58,060 --> 00:45:59,570 "Can you refund me?" And I'm like, 1020 00:45:59,660 --> 00:46:01,150 "No. Sorry." 1021 00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:04,930 I mean, this sucks so much for you. 1022 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,510 Can't you just apply to the toy thing from your mom's? 1023 00:46:07,610 --> 00:46:09,750 Oh, I can only apply for it from within the US. 1024 00:46:10,510 --> 00:46:12,480 So you have to stay in the US 1025 00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:15,920 to apply online, from within the US? 1026 00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:16,920 Yeah. 1027 00:46:17,010 --> 00:46:18,870 - But it's online. 1028 00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:20,970 So, like, it could be anywhere. 1029 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,380 Oh, um, I'm sorry, I have to go. 1030 00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:25,430 Okay. 1031 00:46:25,530 --> 00:46:27,090 - Just change your IP. 1032 00:46:38,970 --> 00:46:41,310 - Hi. 1033 00:46:41,410 --> 00:46:42,670 - Hi? - Uh, I'm looking 1034 00:46:42,770 --> 00:46:44,240 for Dalia Park. 1035 00:46:44,350 --> 00:46:46,050 Yeah! I'm... I'm Dalia Park. 1036 00:46:46,150 --> 00:46:47,520 Oh... Oh, great! Uh... 1037 00:46:47,610 --> 00:46:50,310 Hi, uh, my name is Alejandro Martinez. 1038 00:46:50,420 --> 00:46:52,350 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, I work for, um, 1039 00:46:52,450 --> 00:46:54,140 Elizabeth Asencio? 1040 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,950 Leave. Your boss is a monster. 1041 00:46:57,050 --> 00:46:58,520 - Okay. - Why do you think her husband 1042 00:46:58,630 --> 00:47:00,500 was handing out paintings to girls left and right? 1043 00:47:00,590 --> 00:47:02,290 - Sure. - I named my price, 1044 00:47:02,390 --> 00:47:03,920 an apology. 1045 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:06,640 That's it. They're free, you know? 1046 00:47:06,730 --> 00:47:09,800 Well, actually, that's what this is. 1047 00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:11,460 Um, Elizabeth? 1048 00:47:19,010 --> 00:47:20,780 - Okay. 1049 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,250 -Dear Dalia, 1050 00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:26,170 I won't lie, I'm still deeply, deeply hurt 1051 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,580 by what transpired between you and Bobby. 1052 00:47:28,690 --> 00:47:30,150 - I cannot even bring myself 1053 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:33,310 to say this to your face, and God knows that if I tried, 1054 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:36,920 things would get messy, so I wrote it down instead. 1055 00:47:37,030 --> 00:47:38,870 I'm not just hurt by the affair, 1056 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,190 but for the name calling, the demonizing, 1057 00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:44,040 the pain that came with the fun you had. 1058 00:47:44,140 --> 00:47:47,380 Galleries all over downtown referred to me as the Hydra 1059 00:47:47,470 --> 00:47:48,730 for many years. 1060 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:49,980 I have, however, 1061 00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:51,900 come to realize that my retaliations 1062 00:47:52,010 --> 00:47:54,080 through the cruel and childish review 1063 00:47:54,180 --> 00:47:57,590 of your painting in the Columbia group show was worse. 1064 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,810 - The truth is... 1065 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,130 ...I didn't even bother to spend a minute 1066 00:48:00,220 --> 00:48:01,150 with your painting. 1067 00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:02,150 I did not see your work. 1068 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:04,990 I saw my pain. And I weaponized it. 1069 00:48:05,090 --> 00:48:07,330 I understand that my venomous words 1070 00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:10,150 contributed to you not being included on other shows, 1071 00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:13,240 causing a domino effect on your career. 1072 00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:14,770 You did not deserve that. 1073 00:48:14,870 --> 00:48:17,510 And Bobby does not deserve for his legacy 1074 00:48:17,610 --> 00:48:20,580 to be forgotten over my mistake either. 1075 00:48:20,670 --> 00:48:22,470 The painting in your possession 1076 00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:23,880 is the only thing keeping us 1077 00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:25,510 - from getting Bobby a show... 1078 00:48:25,610 --> 00:48:28,880 ...which we need to get some money to keep him frozen. 1079 00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:31,240 - Frozen! What a narcissist. 1080 00:48:31,350 --> 00:48:34,020 But you called him out on that even before I did! 1081 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,890 Take my sincere apology, not for me, 1082 00:48:36,990 --> 00:48:39,020 but for Bobby, and the time you spent together, 1083 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,620 - w hich I'm now willing... 1084 00:48:40,730 --> 00:48:42,960 ...to accept brought him immense joy. 1085 00:48:43,060 --> 00:48:44,890 I hope you've made it to the end of this 1086 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,070 - without me jumping at you... 1087 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,200 ...and betraying what I actually feel. 1088 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:49,960 Sincerely, Elizabeth. 1089 00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:00,170 Thank you. 1090 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,520 Can I at least read the damn thing? 1091 00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:04,740 No, no. 1092 00:49:11,290 --> 00:49:14,330 - Mortifying. - Well, we got the painting. 1093 00:49:14,430 --> 00:49:15,930 We did. We did, we did. 1094 00:49:16,030 --> 00:49:17,960 We have our 13 eggs, thank you, Alejandro. 1095 00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:19,730 Did you see how many children she had? 1096 00:49:19,830 --> 00:49:21,760 All from different fathers, clearly. 1097 00:49:21,870 --> 00:49:25,370 - She runs a daycare. - Ah! There he is. 1098 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,470 Our knight in shining armor. 1099 00:49:27,570 --> 00:49:29,230 - Oh, me? -Oh, you. 1100 00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:30,650 We'd be lugging this through the subway 1101 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,220 - if it wasn't for you. 1102 00:49:32,310 --> 00:49:34,140 Oh! Finally, you answer, 1103 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,980 I've been waiting an hour on this virtual queue. 1104 00:49:37,090 --> 00:49:38,250 If I may please have your name and account... 1105 00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:39,080 Yes! 1106 00:49:39,180 --> 00:49:41,680 - And your name is? - Ah, she's 1107 00:49:41,790 --> 00:49:43,660 - such a nightmare. -Alonso? 1108 00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,090 Yes... I get it, and I do 1109 00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:47,230 feel bad for her but, like, yikes. 1110 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,050 This is no way to do business, is it? 1111 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,120 Could she be making this any harder on herself? 1112 00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:53,770 Well, I have, I've been on for days 1113 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:55,400 talking to your company. 1114 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:56,460 It... It's no surprise to me... 1115 00:49:56,570 --> 00:49:57,830 I don't think she's a nightmare. 1116 00:49:57,940 --> 00:49:59,100 ...in such disarray. 1117 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,830 Well, how much longer will it take? 1118 00:50:00,940 --> 00:50:02,010 - Well, thank you for nothing, 1119 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,570 it's a total waste of time. 1120 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,880 - Shall we? -Sure. To the loft? 1121 00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:07,540 Uh, well, Alejandro and the painting to the loft 1122 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,340 and I need to get to the MET before the Klee closes. 1123 00:50:10,450 --> 00:50:11,650 Okay, uh... 1124 00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:13,040 those are in opposite directions. 1125 00:50:13,150 --> 00:50:14,920 Well, the Klee closes in an hour and a half, 1126 00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:17,250 and Alejandro has to get to the loft to work urgently. 1127 00:50:18,150 --> 00:50:19,890 They're in opposite directions, 1128 00:50:19,990 --> 00:50:21,950 I'm sorry. I'm... I'm not like you Elizabeth, 1129 00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,750 I can't just bend the rules of time and space. 1130 00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:24,850 Don't make me go in an Uber! 1131 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,290 Not after all they've done. 1132 00:50:26,390 --> 00:50:28,890 She's banned from the app. 1133 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,100 Bingham can take you to the MET. 1134 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,840 And you'll take the car to the loft. 1135 00:50:31,940 --> 00:50:34,940 The car would cost him 18% of his net worth. 1136 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,640 Looks like she's all mine. 1137 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:44,280 Pathetic. 1138 00:50:44,810 --> 00:50:45,880 Tragic. 1139 00:50:45,990 --> 00:50:47,830 Could she make this any harder on herself? 1140 00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:52,890 What's a visa? 1141 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,870 When I was in high school, 1142 00:50:56,970 --> 00:50:59,370 I probably ran over someone, but my dad just fixed it. 1143 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,000 Oh, hello, hello. 1144 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:13,910 That show was so horribly curated, 1145 00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:15,500 I could only stay five minutes. 1146 00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:17,210 Hm. 1147 00:51:17,310 --> 00:51:19,970 They're, uh... They're, uh... They're clever. 1148 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,310 Your ideas, very clever. 1149 00:51:22,420 --> 00:51:25,130 Is this your dream? Your big dream, the toys? 1150 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,860 Um... 1151 00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:29,990 Maybe. 1152 00:51:30,790 --> 00:51:31,960 Yeah. 1153 00:51:32,070 --> 00:51:33,300 You know, I've been applying through this thing 1154 00:51:33,390 --> 00:51:36,190 called the Talent Incubator Program. 1155 00:51:36,970 --> 00:51:39,140 Well, you have talent. 1156 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,710 Thank you. Um... 1157 00:51:42,810 --> 00:51:44,070 Yeah, no, it's just complicated because 1158 00:51:44,180 --> 00:51:46,580 they only look at applications once in a while 1159 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,380 and they haven't gotten back to me. 1160 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,740 They? Who's "they"? 1161 00:51:49,850 --> 00:51:51,360 -"They" who? - Well, "they"... 1162 00:51:51,450 --> 00:51:52,510 They, the company. 1163 00:51:52,620 --> 00:51:53,750 You don't get anywhere in life 1164 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:57,120 if you're hoping for answers from an entity. 1165 00:51:57,220 --> 00:51:59,610 Get a name and become a problem for them. 1166 00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:02,950 Anyway, first things first, 1167 00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:05,700 The show, and then your visa. 1168 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,500 And we have a lot of work to do. 1169 00:52:16,270 --> 00:52:17,430 Hey, what's going on? 1170 00:52:34,530 --> 00:52:37,000 One of those snakes that pop out of a can, 1171 00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:39,640 except this snake comes with a little sign hanging 1172 00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:41,440 - from its neck saying... 1173 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,660 Hello, Alejandro, this is Elizabeth, it's Saturday. 1174 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:11,190 11:00 a.m., Bingham and I 1175 00:53:11,290 --> 00:53:12,860 are making good time on the road, 1176 00:53:12,970 --> 00:53:15,070 he's just stopped to get some tea. 1177 00:53:15,170 --> 00:53:17,840 Uh, kombucha, good for the digestion, he says. 1178 00:53:17,930 --> 00:53:20,900 Let me know if you have any troubles getting in the loft. 1179 00:53:21,010 --> 00:53:22,480 The first gallerist arrives at one, 1180 00:53:22,570 --> 00:53:26,110 the Whitney at four, let's hope they love the eggs. 1181 00:53:26,210 --> 00:53:28,440 I hope you're well. Let's teach you how to drive, 1182 00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:30,740 so we can do this trip together next time. 1183 00:53:30,850 --> 00:53:32,390 You're sorely missed. 1184 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,530 Bobby. 1185 00:53:50,410 --> 00:53:51,370 We did it. 1186 00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:55,540 We found all your paintings. 1187 00:53:55,640 --> 00:54:00,120 Catalogued them, and synced the databases. 1188 00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:05,380 We will get you your show. 1189 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,030 Oh. 1190 00:54:23,170 --> 00:54:25,240 There will, at last... 1191 00:54:25,330 --> 00:54:27,060 - ...be order. 1192 00:55:09,450 --> 00:55:10,410 Hm. 1193 00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,730 Thank you. 1194 00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:24,570 - Hi. Alejandro, 1195 00:55:24,670 --> 00:55:25,600 we need to talk. 1196 00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:29,670 Ale... 1197 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:33,230 Ale... 1198 00:55:35,140 --> 00:55:37,750 I just clicked on to the database here in Maine. 1199 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,810 - Oh, okay. - And, uh, 1200 00:55:39,910 --> 00:55:42,140 the database does not match. 1201 00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:47,940 On my iPad, Alejandro, it declares 1202 00:55:48,050 --> 00:55:51,390 that Egg on Red Satin is still at the Kraushaar gallery, 1203 00:55:51,490 --> 00:55:52,620 when you know perfectly well 1204 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:55,600 that we brought it back to the loft. 1205 00:55:55,690 --> 00:55:56,890 -Yes, I know that... -Oh, I'm sorry, 1206 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,100 was that a different Alejandro 1207 00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,460 who brought all those paintings back 1208 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,290 with me to the loft. having devoured 1209 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,760 an entire salad on my dime at, uh, Le Grainne's Cafe? 1210 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,790 No, no, that... 1211 00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:08,640 - That was me, I was there. -All the salad 1212 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:09,800 your twin could eat! 1213 00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:11,570 What's so difficult about this project, Alejandro? 1214 00:56:11,670 --> 00:56:13,540 No, it... it's... it's not difficult. 1215 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:14,800 No, it's not... I don't think it's difficult. 1216 00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:16,820 I remember distinctly asking you 1217 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:20,520 to code Blue Egg as UMBIMC. 1218 00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:22,990 Under My Bed In Maine Cottage. 1219 00:56:23,090 --> 00:56:25,860 Not UMCIMC. 1220 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:27,190 Same, but couch. 1221 00:56:27,290 --> 00:56:28,990 Okay, I think... I think maybe... 1222 00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:30,530 - Excuse me? - Well, I think, maybe... 1223 00:56:30,630 --> 00:56:32,230 - You thought maybe? -Let's just see 1224 00:56:32,330 --> 00:56:33,590 if you're connected to the Internet... 1225 00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:35,300 You think that I may not be connected to the Internet? 1226 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,570 Well, I don't know, I don't know 1227 00:56:36,670 --> 00:56:37,670 if you're connected to the Internet, I'm not there, 1228 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,030 - so how could I... - Don't scream at me! 1229 00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:42,330 I'm not screaming. I just... I'm just saying 1230 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:43,810 if you want me to help you from here, 1231 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:46,070 then you need to tell me what's going on there. 1232 00:56:46,180 --> 00:56:47,420 Oh, I'm your IT now? 1233 00:56:47,510 --> 00:56:49,800 Oh, I see, so I suppose since I work for you now, 1234 00:56:49,910 --> 00:56:53,040 it's time for me to start misrepresenting my abilities 1235 00:56:53,150 --> 00:56:54,380 - at FileMaker Pro? - No. 1236 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,150 - No... - Do not scream at me! 1237 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:03,560 How can we have a show 1238 00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:05,420 - if the databases are a mess! 1239 00:57:05,530 --> 00:57:07,420 No, no. Elizabeth, let me talk. 1240 00:57:07,530 --> 00:57:09,520 The whole point of the... of the database 1241 00:57:09,630 --> 00:57:11,160 is to tell us where the paintings are. 1242 00:57:11,270 --> 00:57:12,270 And we know where they are, 1243 00:57:12,370 --> 00:57:13,360 they're right here in front of me. 1244 00:57:18,610 --> 00:57:20,680 You could solve a problem, 1245 00:57:20,780 --> 00:57:22,880 but she'll come back at you with two more. 1246 00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:24,610 She's the Hydra. 1247 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,120 - My iPad still has games on it. 1248 00:57:27,220 --> 00:57:28,460 You told me you'd look 1249 00:57:28,550 --> 00:57:30,250 into removing the app, but then you also told me 1250 00:57:30,350 --> 00:57:31,350 that you knew FileMaker Pro, 1251 00:57:31,460 --> 00:57:34,960 so here am I with Darts on my iPad. 1252 00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:36,720 What? What? 1253 00:57:36,830 --> 00:57:38,960 Well, okay, okay, all right, Elizabeth, are we talking 1254 00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:41,240 about the databases or are we talking about the iPad? 1255 00:57:41,330 --> 00:57:43,290 This is what is going to happen. 1256 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,030 You are going to burn a disk... 1257 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:46,310 - Burn a disk? - ...of the master copy 1258 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,800 of the database in the loft. 1259 00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:49,340 - Then you are going to... - 1260 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,500 ...make copies of that CD-ROM, and overnight them here, 1261 00:57:51,610 --> 00:57:54,140 the Asheville house and extras at Bingham's. 1262 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,470 -No. No, Elizabeth. - I will want tracking numbers. 1263 00:57:56,580 --> 00:57:57,680 - I will corroborate... - No, no, no. 1264 00:57:57,780 --> 00:57:58,840 ...the information matches the information 1265 00:57:58,950 --> 00:58:00,890 on the iPad when I get to those computers. 1266 00:58:00,980 --> 00:58:02,310 Let's just make sure that you're connected 1267 00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:03,780 - to the Internet. -We can revisit 1268 00:58:03,890 --> 00:58:07,230 the sponsorship conversation, once I have the disk! 1269 00:58:07,330 --> 00:58:09,000 Even if I did that, I'm not sure 1270 00:58:09,090 --> 00:58:10,060 how you would insert 1271 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,660 - a CD-ROM into your iPad. 1272 00:58:14,070 --> 00:58:15,910 Elizabeth. 1273 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,300 I can take a crack at it. 1274 00:58:18,170 --> 00:58:20,260 Bingham will take a crack at it. 1275 00:58:20,370 --> 00:58:21,510 No, Elizabeth. 1276 00:58:21,610 --> 00:58:23,450 I don't have a lot of time. Days at this point. 1277 00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:26,710 Alejandro, I question if you are ready for this job. 1278 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:31,020 Elizabeth, I'm ready. 1279 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,990 I... I... I'll figure it out. 1280 00:58:33,090 --> 00:58:35,490 We're so close. Elizabeth, please. 1281 00:58:36,690 --> 00:58:38,760 Okay, okay. I'll... I'll send you the disk. 1282 00:58:39,290 --> 00:58:40,690 Please. 1283 00:58:53,170 --> 00:58:54,800 All right, that'll be $250. 1284 00:58:56,610 --> 00:58:57,860 $250? 1285 00:58:57,970 --> 00:59:00,670 Yup. For overnighting these three. 1286 00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:02,850 You need them to get there tomorrow, right? 1287 00:59:12,730 --> 00:59:13,730 Yes. 1288 00:59:36,650 --> 00:59:39,750 This fucking machine. Do you have cash? 1289 01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:08,420 B... B... But I'm sorry, that's just not the amount 1290 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:09,920 I should have. According to my calculations, 1291 01:00:10,010 --> 01:00:11,970 that is not the amount I should have in my account. 1292 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,150 What balance were you expecting? 1293 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,180 Well, I... I don't know. 1294 01:00:16,290 --> 01:00:18,080 Zero would be great. Just... 1295 01:00:18,190 --> 01:00:20,060 Just get me to zero. 1296 01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:21,550 Again, every time you overdraft, 1297 01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:24,830 the bank must impose a penalty of $35. 1298 01:00:24,930 --> 01:00:28,040 So, uh, what? Like an $8 sandwich 1299 01:00:28,130 --> 01:00:29,590 becomes a $45 sandwich? 1300 01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:32,340 -$43. 1301 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,940 Again, that's the policy, Mr. Martinez. 1302 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:38,650 But that... that makes absolutely no sense. 1303 01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:41,410 I distinctly recall making a cash deposit. 1304 01:00:41,510 --> 01:00:43,640 Hm. And that deposit was flagged 1305 01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:45,410 as potentially fraudulent. 1306 01:00:45,510 --> 01:00:46,850 So, it's on hold now. 1307 01:00:46,950 --> 01:00:48,380 For your protection. 1308 01:00:48,490 --> 01:00:51,320 Right, but then that hold made me overdraw. 1309 01:00:51,650 --> 01:00:53,090 For your protection. 1310 01:00:53,190 --> 01:00:54,350 I'm sorry, 1311 01:00:54,460 --> 01:00:56,720 I'm sorry, but do I seem protected right now? 1312 01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:57,880 Why would you let this happen? 1313 01:00:57,990 --> 01:01:00,620 Why not just have my card get declined? 1314 01:01:00,730 --> 01:01:03,100 That's not the way things work. 1315 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,540 But that is the way things should work. 1316 01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,540 Otherwise, the bank is just benefitting 1317 01:01:06,630 --> 01:01:07,630 from my misfortune. 1318 01:01:07,740 --> 01:01:08,740 From the misfortune of people 1319 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,680 who can't afford to make any mistakes. 1320 01:01:10,770 --> 01:01:13,000 From people who have no margin of error. 1321 01:01:14,580 --> 01:01:16,620 It's... policy. 1322 01:01:17,410 --> 01:01:18,710 It is what it is. 1323 01:01:19,210 --> 01:01:20,340 No. 1324 01:01:20,450 --> 01:01:22,190 No. Look at me. 1325 01:01:23,420 --> 01:01:24,560 Just look at me. 1326 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:27,750 I know that you can hear me. 1327 01:01:27,860 --> 01:01:29,160 I know that you can hear my voice 1328 01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:31,800 when I tell you that I know that this is not your fault. 1329 01:01:31,890 --> 01:01:34,120 You didn't do this, the bank did this. 1330 01:01:34,230 --> 01:01:38,340 And there is no reason for you to be defending them to me. 1331 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,410 Please. Please, at this point, 1332 01:01:40,510 --> 01:01:41,940 I'm not even asking for my money back, 1333 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:43,750 I'm just asking for you to tell me 1334 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,370 that you agree with me, because I know that you do. 1335 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,770 I know that there's still a person in there. 1336 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:50,880 And I know that she can hear me. 1337 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:55,450 Please. 1338 01:01:58,990 --> 01:02:01,760 - I stand with Bank of America. 1339 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,140 So I, like, started crying, 1340 01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:18,800 like, full Pisces move. 1341 01:02:18,910 --> 01:02:21,320 Tear, tear, tear. So dramatic. 1342 01:02:21,420 --> 01:02:23,680 -Oh my God, Alejandro. 1343 01:02:23,780 --> 01:02:26,590 - Hey, what's up? - Um... 1344 01:02:27,220 --> 01:02:29,020 Nothing... Nothing much. 1345 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,920 Nice. Uh, this is Lily. 1346 01:02:32,020 --> 01:02:35,460 Michael's GF. She's kind of been holding court here, 1347 01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:37,720 inviting a lot of her friends over, 1348 01:02:37,830 --> 01:02:40,720 even though we're trying to get ready to go to a thing. 1349 01:02:40,830 --> 01:02:42,870 So much fun. 1350 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,740 Wait, Alejandro, are you from El Salvador? 1351 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,040 Yeah, I was telling you about Alejandro. 1352 01:02:47,140 --> 01:02:49,710 He's gonna be the coolest toy designer at Hasbro. 1353 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,540 I don't think you were, Spray. 1354 01:02:51,650 --> 01:02:54,440 I literally was, just one minute ago, telling you. 1355 01:02:54,540 --> 01:02:55,900 My God. 1356 01:02:56,010 --> 01:02:58,050 I'm, like, always on a little trial 1357 01:02:58,150 --> 01:02:59,920 - with you. - Okay. 1358 01:03:00,020 --> 01:03:01,360 Feel like I would have remembered. 1359 01:03:01,460 --> 01:03:03,820 But hello. Wait, speaking of, 1360 01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:06,120 have you guys seen the Cabbage Patch things? 1361 01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:07,350 So funny. 1362 01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:08,720 - What... What's the... 1363 01:03:08,820 --> 01:03:09,950 What's the Cabbage Patch thing? 1364 01:03:10,060 --> 01:03:12,670 @HasbroOfficial posted it. 1365 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,260 They, like, gave them smartphones, 1366 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,190 and they, like... It comes up with a funny message like, 1367 01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:18,340 -"Oh, are u ghosting me?" 1368 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:19,810 "Ah, your Uber's here." 1369 01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:21,760 So fucking funny. Like, who thinks of that? 1370 01:03:21,870 --> 01:03:24,030 How did they think of that? I love it. 1371 01:03:33,850 --> 01:03:35,250 Craigs... 1372 01:03:35,350 --> 01:03:38,680 I'm here for a... for a job that you've shown me before. 1373 01:03:38,790 --> 01:03:41,150 - Sell salon packages... -No. 1374 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:44,370 The one I kept turning down. 1375 01:03:50,430 --> 01:03:51,700 Cleaning boy. 1376 01:03:53,470 --> 01:03:54,610 That one. 1377 01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,000 A boy to clean my apartment. 1378 01:04:00,310 --> 01:04:01,270 You clean... 1379 01:04:02,110 --> 01:04:03,170 I watch. 1380 01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:05,280 And then... 1381 01:04:07,090 --> 01:04:08,950 Who knows...? 1382 01:04:11,190 --> 01:04:12,790 I... I... I'm Alejandro. 1383 01:04:13,460 --> 01:04:14,630 Yeah, I know. 1384 01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:39,720 So do you think the buzzer was broken or... 1385 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:42,890 That works. 1386 01:04:55,830 --> 01:04:57,090 You've done this before... 1387 01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,400 For kink, I mean? 1388 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:02,300 Yeah. 1389 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,650 You can drink and work. Not precious about it. 1390 01:05:10,420 --> 01:05:12,150 - Great. - Do the windows. 1391 01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:14,680 Hm? Hm, hm? 1392 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:34,360 Um, nice, nice windows. 1393 01:05:36,470 --> 01:05:37,860 What? 1394 01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:42,180 Um, I don't... I don't know I'm just... 1395 01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:43,580 I'm just saying nice... nice windows. 1396 01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,150 - You okay? - Yeah. 1397 01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:46,370 No, yeah. 1398 01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:56,320 - Pants off. - Hm? 1399 01:05:56,430 --> 01:05:57,900 - Pants. - Oh, yeah. 1400 01:05:57,990 --> 01:05:59,730 You can put 'em next to you. 1401 01:06:26,330 --> 01:06:27,260 Backpack too. 1402 01:06:28,430 --> 01:06:30,430 Oh. Yeah. 1403 01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:00,090 Keep cleaning. 1404 01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:06,760 Keep cleaning. 1405 01:07:10,270 --> 01:07:11,230 Turn and face me. 1406 01:07:13,510 --> 01:07:15,780 Um, while cleaning... 1407 01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,510 - ...or how do you prefer... 1408 01:07:28,250 --> 01:07:30,090 I was gonna ask, "Is this okay?" 1409 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,860 Um, uh, yeah, it's okay. 1410 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:37,220 You're not freaking out? 1411 01:07:39,300 --> 01:07:40,400 Uh, no. 1412 01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:48,040 - You're beautiful. -Um, hi. 1413 01:07:48,140 --> 01:07:50,410 Um, my name is Alejandro Martinez. 1414 01:07:50,510 --> 01:07:51,500 And I applied to be a part 1415 01:07:51,610 --> 01:07:54,350 of the Hasbro Talent Incubator Program, and I... 1416 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,910 And I... You... Well, you had to turn me down, 1417 01:07:57,020 --> 01:07:58,220 - but I know that... 1418 01:07:58,310 --> 01:07:59,680 ...you liked my ideas because one of the... 1419 01:07:59,790 --> 01:08:02,090 one of the ideas on the application... 1420 01:08:02,190 --> 01:08:04,320 I... I... I just... I just wanna apply again. 1421 01:08:04,420 --> 01:08:06,550 And I know that there hasn't been a lot of time, 1422 01:08:06,660 --> 01:08:08,070 but I'm... I'm running... 1423 01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:10,450 I'm running out of time. And since you do like my ideas... 1424 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,160 I'm s... s... sorry, what's your name? 1425 01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:15,690 You... You... You reading this, 1426 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,020 do you make the decisions? 1427 01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:19,300 Or... Or... Or who does? 1428 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,080 'Cause if I could just talk to someone, 1429 01:08:25,180 --> 01:08:28,250 person to person, so... so... so you could hear me 1430 01:08:28,340 --> 01:08:30,310 and I know there's rules, but just... 1431 01:08:31,450 --> 01:08:33,050 Just give me a name. 1432 01:08:34,850 --> 01:08:36,710 Who do I talk to? I just... 1433 01:08:36,820 --> 01:08:38,560 I... I... just... 1434 01:08:53,900 --> 01:08:55,390 Did you lose your keys? 1435 01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:58,540 No, I gave them to Travis. 1436 01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,500 I don't know who that is. 1437 01:09:00,610 --> 01:09:02,850 -Right...? -He's the subletter. 1438 01:09:02,950 --> 01:09:04,990 He's why I can't go into the room. 1439 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,920 -Hey, hey... - Are you okay? 1440 01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:10,150 You think I don't want to go to parties? 1441 01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:12,190 You think... You think I don't want to go to bars? 1442 01:09:12,290 --> 01:09:14,970 I can't... I can't even sleep. 1443 01:09:15,060 --> 01:09:16,820 You can go in there. Trent's not even there right now. 1444 01:09:16,930 --> 01:09:17,950 And I don't want him to come back 1445 01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:19,670 and find me in his bed. 1446 01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:21,060 It's your bed. 1447 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:23,230 And he's literally never even here. 1448 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:25,940 -Yeah, yeah... - What do you mean 1449 01:09:26,030 --> 01:09:27,100 he's never here? 1450 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:29,170 I mean, I've never seen him one single time, 1451 01:09:29,270 --> 01:09:30,930 and I don't know what his face looks like. 1452 01:09:33,850 --> 01:09:36,790 Oh, okay, awkward turtle... 1453 01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,010 Do you know FileMaker Pro? 1454 01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:41,720 Bingham will take a crack at it... 1455 01:09:41,820 --> 01:09:43,420 What's a visa? 1456 01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:46,190 I'm s... I'm like... I'm gonna just go. 1457 01:10:14,190 --> 01:10:15,690 Why did you want to see me, then? What's the matter? 1458 01:10:15,790 --> 01:10:18,230 Uh, nothing's the matter. 1459 01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:21,110 Hey, um... would you be interested 1460 01:10:21,220 --> 01:10:22,960 in becoming a paralegal? 1461 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:24,620 What, like... 1462 01:10:25,860 --> 01:10:27,120 You mean, like, here? 1463 01:10:27,230 --> 01:10:29,970 Yes, here. 1464 01:10:30,070 --> 01:10:33,360 I can get you on a visa, get you some training. 1465 01:10:33,470 --> 01:10:35,240 All right? It's not rocket science. 1466 01:10:35,340 --> 01:10:37,900 You're a hard worker and most of all, you're patient. 1467 01:10:38,370 --> 01:10:40,470 You speak Spanish, you're sane. 1468 01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:42,110 Uh, you seem trustworthy. 1469 01:10:42,210 --> 01:10:44,010 These are basically the requirements 1470 01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:45,410 for being a paralegal. 1471 01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:47,340 Oh. 1472 01:10:47,450 --> 01:10:52,950 Thank you but I... I don't even know, um, law. 1473 01:10:53,060 --> 01:10:54,190 You know how to email? It's just emails. 1474 01:10:54,290 --> 01:10:56,100 Emails and... and filing. 1475 01:10:56,190 --> 01:10:57,990 You know, straightforward stuff. 1476 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,340 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. 1477 01:11:02,430 --> 01:11:04,320 Do... Do you mind if I take this? It might be about work. 1478 01:11:04,430 --> 01:11:06,430 Uh-huh. Go. Go, go, go, go. 1479 01:11:07,470 --> 01:11:08,560 Uh, hello? 1480 01:11:08,670 --> 01:11:10,530 Hi, this is Nadine Moore from the Roosevelt Island 1481 01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:13,150 Fine Arts Gallery, is this Alejandro? 1482 01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:17,180 - Yes. -Hi! Oh, my God, yay! 1483 01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:19,780 So I got the PDF for the show you sent out. 1484 01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:21,010 Sorry we hadn't replied. 1485 01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:22,410 I'll... I'll go straight to the point. 1486 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,200 We were supposed to have a show open tomorrow night, 1487 01:11:25,290 --> 01:11:28,350 had a lot of dealers and, well, the community excited 1488 01:11:28,460 --> 01:11:31,160 but due to circumstances out of our control, whatever... 1489 01:11:31,260 --> 01:11:34,090 Point is, we want the Asencio show. 1490 01:11:34,660 --> 01:11:37,220 We want the eggs. We need the eggs! 1491 01:11:37,330 --> 01:11:39,030 - Insane, I know. 1492 01:11:39,140 --> 01:11:41,570 Like... Like... Like, tomorrow? 1493 01:11:44,010 --> 01:11:45,410 Where's my disk? 1494 01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:47,010 I suppose you'll be charging me 1495 01:11:47,110 --> 01:11:48,230 by the minute for this call. 1496 01:11:48,340 --> 01:11:49,610 I got Bobby a show. 1497 01:11:49,710 --> 01:11:50,740 Excuse me? 1498 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:53,340 A... A solo show, a... a real show. 1499 01:11:53,450 --> 01:11:56,050 Oh, then the New Museum called back? 1500 01:11:56,150 --> 01:11:58,350 No, no, no, um... 1501 01:11:58,460 --> 01:12:00,690 Well, what, then? The... The Whitney... 1502 01:12:00,790 --> 01:12:02,300 - No, it's, um... - ...would like to revisit? 1503 01:12:02,390 --> 01:12:04,590 It's The Roosevelt Island Fine Arts Gallery. 1504 01:12:06,930 --> 01:12:08,030 Say that again. 1505 01:12:08,140 --> 01:12:10,010 Elizabeth, I know they're not as reputable... 1506 01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:12,700 Those people show evil Mickey Mouses 1507 01:12:12,810 --> 01:12:15,110 and glittery Marilyn Monroes. 1508 01:12:15,210 --> 01:12:16,940 Yes, that investors do pay a lot of money for. 1509 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,270 You lied to me! 1510 01:12:18,370 --> 01:12:19,800 What... Okay, what lie? 1511 01:12:19,910 --> 01:12:22,180 What is a lie? I don't believe I have lied, Elizabeth. 1512 01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,120 You told me that you would only pitch 1513 01:12:24,210 --> 01:12:26,470 to real institutions! 1514 01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:27,910 Nobody's gonna take us seriously now. 1515 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,920 This is the only way. Think of the eggs. 1516 01:12:30,020 --> 01:12:31,150 You're trying to destroy me, 1517 01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:33,590 to destroy his legacy. 1518 01:12:33,690 --> 01:12:35,450 You only came to me, 1519 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,230 so that you could go laughing off to the bank 1520 01:12:38,330 --> 01:12:40,470 and then scurrying off to Guatemala. 1521 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,530 I know you're in cahoots with these people. 1522 01:12:42,630 --> 01:12:45,330 And I know you want to sell his eggs to the Chinese, 1523 01:12:45,430 --> 01:12:47,230 so that you can get your green card. 1524 01:12:47,340 --> 01:12:50,770 For what? So that you can make Barbies for Toys-R-Us? 1525 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,210 Well, don't bother! 1526 01:12:53,310 --> 01:12:56,240 Don't you worry your pretty little head. 1527 01:12:56,780 --> 01:12:57,880 I am fine. 1528 01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:01,550 I don't need you. 1529 01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:04,010 I have something better. 1530 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,730 I have Bingham. 1531 01:13:26,810 --> 01:13:28,710 Do you think he gives a shit about you? 1532 01:13:28,810 --> 01:13:30,910 Do you think he gives a shit about Bobby or any of this? 1533 01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:36,460 You are not from the same universe. 1534 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:40,700 He has no idea what it's like to desperately want something. 1535 01:13:40,790 --> 01:13:42,820 He knows FileMaker Pro. 1536 01:13:46,590 --> 01:13:51,830 No one knows shit about FileMaker Pro. 1537 01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:57,870 He's helping with the website. 1538 01:13:58,980 --> 01:14:01,150 He knows all about the widgets. 1539 01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:04,480 You know nothing of widgets. 1540 01:14:04,580 --> 01:14:08,480 Why are you bringing up the website right now, Elizabeth? 1541 01:14:09,850 --> 01:14:13,890 Why... Why are you making everything so difficult? 1542 01:14:13,990 --> 01:14:16,780 Oh, that's rich coming from you. 1543 01:14:20,670 --> 01:14:21,960 You... 1544 01:14:22,940 --> 01:14:25,410 who adore difficulty. 1545 01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:28,330 You cannot get enough of it. 1546 01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:30,870 You seek it out round every corner. 1547 01:14:32,670 --> 01:14:35,370 Not Mexico City, not Montreal, not Berlin. 1548 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:37,620 Nowhere easy to migrate to. 1549 01:14:38,810 --> 01:14:41,610 And not a doctor, not a software designer. 1550 01:14:43,380 --> 01:14:46,280 Nothing that anybody's 1551 01:14:46,390 --> 01:14:48,690 gleefully handing out visas for. 1552 01:14:48,790 --> 01:14:50,250 No. 1553 01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:54,770 An aspiring... maker of toys. 1554 01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:01,530 Well... 1555 01:15:02,340 --> 01:15:03,440 if we're doing that, 1556 01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:05,600 why don't we address the elephant in the room? 1557 01:15:08,780 --> 01:15:11,480 You want to keep your husband frozen. 1558 01:15:11,580 --> 01:15:13,510 You want to be this high-society lady, 1559 01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:16,140 keep eating your $28 salads. 1560 01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:18,080 With what money? 1561 01:15:18,190 --> 01:15:20,050 We're both so tired, Elizabeth. 1562 01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:21,960 Let's go sell some paintings. 1563 01:15:23,690 --> 01:15:26,090 Yes, well, you need to drop the theatrics, 1564 01:15:26,190 --> 01:15:27,920 Alejandro. 1565 01:15:32,230 --> 01:15:34,030 We have work to do. 1566 01:15:38,540 --> 01:15:40,580 I'll see you soon. 1567 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:13,850 We're doing well on time for once. 1568 01:16:22,950 --> 01:16:26,520 Have you ever been to, uh, Roosevelt Island before? 1569 01:16:27,890 --> 01:16:29,420 No. 1570 01:16:29,530 --> 01:16:31,130 "It's practically Manhattan." 1571 01:16:31,230 --> 01:16:32,960 That's what the curator woman said. 1572 01:16:33,070 --> 01:16:35,640 Three times on the phone. 1573 01:16:40,630 --> 01:16:42,530 Elizabeth, Elizabeth. 1574 01:16:42,630 --> 01:16:44,730 My beautiful Hydra. 1575 01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:47,640 How dare you? 1576 01:16:47,750 --> 01:16:49,150 I know. 1577 01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:52,410 What I don't know is how you ever put up with me. 1578 01:16:53,550 --> 01:16:55,610 How do you put up with this stupid, womanizing, 1579 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:58,290 soon to be frozen cutlet of a husband? 1580 01:16:58,390 --> 01:17:00,530 Don't forget a narcissist. 1581 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:04,000 It's your scales. 1582 01:17:04,090 --> 01:17:05,920 Stop it. 1583 01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:11,770 Where's Bingham? 1584 01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:14,530 Well, I have it on good authority 1585 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:16,840 that he's been working the docks. 1586 01:17:18,870 --> 01:17:21,670 Uh-huh. How do you mean "working"? 1587 01:17:21,780 --> 01:17:25,520 There is an underbelly of closeted fishermen 1588 01:17:25,620 --> 01:17:29,560 that little tricks like Bingham fall into. 1589 01:17:29,650 --> 01:17:32,080 Bingham was not working the docks. 1590 01:17:32,190 --> 01:17:35,500 In fact, he was just awarded a Guggenheim grant 1591 01:17:35,590 --> 01:17:39,260 to further pursue being cute in the arts. 1592 01:17:39,370 --> 01:17:42,630 The deviousness in those eyes, Alejandro. 1593 01:17:42,730 --> 01:17:45,160 You'll be hearing all about it on 20/20, 1594 01:17:45,270 --> 01:17:47,170 you mark my words. 1595 01:17:54,380 --> 01:17:57,180 Where's Blue Egg on Yellow Satin? 1596 01:17:57,850 --> 01:17:59,280 I thought you had Blue Egg on Yellow Satin. 1597 01:17:59,380 --> 01:18:01,050 It's on the station! 1598 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:11,720 The egg is alone in Manhattan! 1599 01:18:12,170 --> 01:18:13,260 Someone will steal the egg! 1600 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,630 - No one's gonna steal the egg. -No, they will! 1601 01:18:14,730 --> 01:18:15,870 We have to stop the tram. 1602 01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:17,460 They can't... They're not gonna let you do that. 1603 01:18:17,570 --> 01:18:18,800 Stop the tram! We have to. 1604 01:18:18,900 --> 01:18:21,000 I don't think you can even do that. 1605 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,500 - They can't stop the tram. - Stop the tram. 1606 01:18:23,610 --> 01:18:24,840 - Excuse me? - We have to go back. 1607 01:18:24,940 --> 01:18:27,000 There's a very, very valuable egg on the station. 1608 01:18:27,110 --> 01:18:29,950 We need it for the show that will save my husband's legacy 1609 01:18:30,050 --> 01:18:30,990 and his body. 1610 01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:32,380 We can't do that, lady. 1611 01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:33,840 Stop the tram now, immediately! 1612 01:18:33,950 --> 01:18:35,360 -Listen, lady, I can't. - Right now, stop it! 1613 01:18:35,450 --> 01:18:36,810 - What do you mean? - I can't. 1614 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:38,160 I'm a customer and I'm telling you to. 1615 01:18:38,260 --> 01:18:39,460 -I can't. - Serve me! 1616 01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:40,930 - Serve me! - Who the hell are you? 1617 01:18:41,030 --> 01:18:41,860 Do it now! 1618 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:44,570 I can't... I can't do... It's not possible. 1619 01:18:44,660 --> 01:18:47,190 Do it now, immediately! Do it now, instantly! 1620 01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:48,840 Now! 1621 01:19:24,670 --> 01:19:26,410 So we only have one wall? 1622 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,470 Well, it's our best wall. 1623 01:19:28,570 --> 01:19:30,530 I thought this was a solo show. 1624 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:32,550 Just you, solo on this wall. 1625 01:19:32,650 --> 01:19:35,620 We have to reserve the other areas, unfortunately. 1626 01:19:37,750 --> 01:19:40,050 We already have some interest in the eggs. 1627 01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:42,330 Well, they're clearly not all gonna fit. 1628 01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:44,880 Yes, they won't all fit, unfortunately. 1629 01:19:44,980 --> 01:19:47,920 The show is called Thirteen Eggs. 1630 01:19:48,020 --> 01:19:49,750 Well, we can hang some near the restroom, 1631 01:19:49,860 --> 01:19:52,060 but that'll still only get you up to 12. 1632 01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:55,170 Call it Twelve Eggs. Easy. 1633 01:19:55,270 --> 01:19:56,640 It's like an even dozen. 1634 01:19:57,700 --> 01:19:59,800 I'll tell you what will happen now. 1635 01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:03,100 We are leaving this place. We are taking our eggs. 1636 01:20:03,210 --> 01:20:04,710 Elizabeth. 1637 01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:18,780 You can put them in your back office. 1638 01:20:18,890 --> 01:20:20,220 You can put them in your catalog 1639 01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:23,030 and send them in your email blast, I don't care. 1640 01:20:24,530 --> 01:20:26,550 But there will be no compromised version 1641 01:20:26,660 --> 01:20:27,970 of this show. 1642 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:32,260 So it's all or nothing, then? 1643 01:20:37,670 --> 01:20:39,510 It's all or nothing. 1644 01:20:39,610 --> 01:20:41,540 They didn't get Bobby his show, 1645 01:20:41,650 --> 01:20:44,350 but they sold all 13 paintings. 1646 01:20:44,450 --> 01:20:45,950 Insufferable. 1647 01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:48,220 "Just call it an even dozen." 1648 01:20:51,890 --> 01:20:55,300 Oh, Bobby, forgive me. Forgive us. 1649 01:20:57,430 --> 01:20:58,800 Do you think he'd hate this? 1650 01:20:58,900 --> 01:21:02,630 I'd like to think he'd have known it had to be this way. 1651 01:21:02,730 --> 01:21:04,970 For him, for me. 1652 01:21:06,100 --> 01:21:09,160 For a wonderful young man by the name of Alejandro. 1653 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:17,350 You just seem so convinced that this is gonna work out. 1654 01:21:19,210 --> 01:21:21,350 That he will wake up in the future. 1655 01:21:21,450 --> 01:21:23,620 That he will be healed. 1656 01:21:27,790 --> 01:21:31,820 Probably sounds idiotic to you. 1657 01:21:32,460 --> 01:21:33,900 No. 1658 01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:38,160 No, it really doesn't. 1659 01:21:40,770 --> 01:21:42,370 It sounds brave. 1660 01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:45,140 Brave? 1661 01:21:46,210 --> 01:21:48,010 Yeah. 1662 01:21:48,110 --> 01:21:49,680 He took a nap. 1663 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:53,110 That's the extent of his bravery. 1664 01:21:55,580 --> 01:21:57,180 Oh, poor him. 1665 01:21:58,780 --> 01:22:00,790 How gutsy. 1666 01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:04,800 Journeying into the unknown. 1667 01:22:06,530 --> 01:22:09,760 Meanwhile, who stays behind 1668 01:22:09,870 --> 01:22:12,100 and makes sure that he arrives safely? 1669 01:22:15,110 --> 01:22:16,810 The Monster. 1670 01:22:18,710 --> 01:22:22,430 I'm the thorns that protect the rose. 1671 01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,310 I assured him I was strong enough for this. 1672 01:22:29,450 --> 01:22:30,950 But... 1673 01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:37,050 if it works out, my Lord, I'll... I'll be so old. 1674 01:22:39,290 --> 01:22:43,090 A handsome young painter married to some old hag. 1675 01:22:44,060 --> 01:22:45,830 No, Elizabeth, 1676 01:22:45,940 --> 01:22:48,710 when he wakes up, he's gonna have a lot to thank you for. 1677 01:22:49,870 --> 01:22:51,840 You've had a lot of patience. 1678 01:22:56,750 --> 01:22:58,420 It takes a very, very special person 1679 01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:00,320 to deal with the impossible. 1680 01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:07,490 Ale. 1681 01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:56,370 Alejandro, many apologies 1682 01:24:56,460 --> 01:24:58,630 for you to be receiving this information now 1683 01:24:58,740 --> 01:24:59,970 but when you return to the loft, 1684 01:25:00,070 --> 01:25:02,490 you're about to discover my inert frozen body. 1685 01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:04,570 I just drank the cherry-flavored CryoPreserve 1686 01:25:04,670 --> 01:25:08,000 to freeze my insides and catch up with Bobby in the future. 1687 01:25:08,110 --> 01:25:09,580 Well, wish me a good trip. 1688 01:25:17,790 --> 01:25:19,920 Elizabeth, Elizabeth. 1689 01:25:20,020 --> 01:25:22,130 My beautiful Hydra. 1690 01:25:22,860 --> 01:25:24,870 Maybe I'll come and join you. 1691 01:25:25,990 --> 01:25:27,420 Why? 1692 01:25:27,530 --> 01:25:32,040 Will you do me a favor? Will you wait for me? 1693 01:25:32,140 --> 01:25:34,540 I'll be waiting for you with my arms wide open. 1694 01:25:37,810 --> 01:25:39,950 I called that woman ahead of time. 1695 01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:41,640 They know to come and get me now. 1696 01:25:41,740 --> 01:25:43,940 She said, "Elizabeth, I didn't know you were terminally ill. 1697 01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:45,710 "I'm so sorry." 1698 01:25:45,810 --> 01:25:46,880 Moron. 1699 01:25:46,980 --> 01:25:48,310 Anyway, with what we made tonight, 1700 01:25:48,420 --> 01:25:50,490 we'll be able to keep us both frozen for a while. 1701 01:25:50,590 --> 01:25:53,730 But also, there's enough to repair the cottage and sell. 1702 01:25:53,830 --> 01:25:56,160 There's already interest in the loft. 1703 01:25:56,260 --> 01:25:57,830 I've written to realtors. 1704 01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,920 Please see to this, and by God please, please, please, please 1705 01:26:01,030 --> 01:26:02,300 sort the databases 1706 01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:04,810 and have them reflect the most recent sales. 1707 01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:06,710 I'll have much work to do when I get back, 1708 01:26:06,810 --> 01:26:08,440 so I'll need this done properly. 1709 01:26:10,110 --> 01:26:11,880 I trust the government won't have any issues 1710 01:26:11,970 --> 01:26:13,770 with my sponsorship of you, 1711 01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:15,440 even though they know I'm not around. 1712 01:26:15,550 --> 01:26:16,480 I certainly hope not. 1713 01:26:16,580 --> 01:26:19,020 I've left you a glowing recommendation letter 1714 01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:20,650 addressed to "Whom it may concern." 1715 01:26:20,750 --> 01:26:23,220 I wasn't sure who to address it to. The President? 1716 01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:24,820 I've left detailed instructions 1717 01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:26,180 for the accountant. 1718 01:26:26,290 --> 01:26:28,290 This process has been so difficult. 1719 01:26:28,390 --> 01:26:31,720 But I must say, meeting someone who understands me 1720 01:26:31,830 --> 01:26:34,860 has made it all feel attainable. 1721 01:26:34,970 --> 01:26:36,830 You've been an absolute delight. 1722 01:26:36,930 --> 01:26:38,100 I'll miss you. 1723 01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,790 I'll miss you drinking wine at a snail's pace. 1724 01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:43,910 I'll, uh, miss you getting that little smile on your face 1725 01:26:44,010 --> 01:26:45,750 and writing in your little notebook. 1726 01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:56,290 No, listen, Alejandro, it's gonna work. 1727 01:26:56,390 --> 01:26:59,260 The doctors, you know, who told Bobby he was gonna die 1728 01:26:59,360 --> 01:27:02,120 and that nothing could be done, they were imbeciles. 1729 01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:04,090 Anything can be done. 1730 01:27:04,190 --> 01:27:06,420 I think we've proved that to ourselves now. 1731 01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:08,990 All I needed was a little more time 1732 01:27:09,100 --> 01:27:11,810 and, uh... and I think I needed you. 1733 01:27:11,900 --> 01:27:14,000 So thank you for getting the show 1734 01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:16,930 and, uh, I want you to promise me 1735 01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:21,370 that you don't just plump for these, um, 1736 01:27:21,480 --> 01:27:24,120 unacceptable options that the thoughtless people 1737 01:27:24,220 --> 01:27:26,520 who run this planet are gonna put in front of you. 1738 01:27:26,610 --> 01:27:28,440 When they tell you you can only turn left or right, 1739 01:27:28,550 --> 01:27:30,890 you let them know that you're going up. 1740 01:27:30,990 --> 01:27:32,830 Always send the food back, 1741 01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:34,990 uh, stand up for yourself 1742 01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:37,990 and remember, it's not just a matter of everything 1743 01:27:38,090 --> 01:27:39,890 or nothing at all. 1744 01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:42,170 It's everything or everything. 1745 01:27:48,100 --> 01:27:49,360 Oh, and by the way, 1746 01:27:49,470 --> 01:27:51,630 the name of the idiot at the toy company... 1747 01:27:52,810 --> 01:27:54,850 is Brian Kissane. 1748 01:27:54,950 --> 01:27:56,690 I had to negotiate an entire day 1749 01:27:56,780 --> 01:27:58,840 of the phone tree for that one. 1750 01:27:58,950 --> 01:28:02,440 Go and inform him that you work there now. 1751 01:28:03,690 --> 01:28:05,360 Go, do it. Do it. 1752 01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:10,220 You know, Alejandro, I really... 1753 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,570 I really... 1754 01:28:16,660 --> 01:28:19,860 cannot believe that with all that time on your hands, 1755 01:28:19,970 --> 01:28:22,060 you did not fix those databases. 1756 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:17,460 Hi. I need to talk to Brian. 1757 01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:18,930 - Is he expecting you? -No. 1758 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:21,160 But I need to talk to Brian right now. Instantly, please. 1759 01:29:21,260 --> 01:29:22,760 - Thank you. - I'm sorry. 1760 01:29:22,860 --> 01:29:24,760 If he is not expecting you, how did you get in here? 1761 01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:27,000 You seem confused. I just need to talk to Brian. 1762 01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:28,570 Is that Brian? That's Brian. 1763 01:29:28,670 --> 01:29:30,740 Brian? Brian? 1764 01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:31,960 - Brian? Hi. - Yes? 1765 01:29:32,070 --> 01:29:34,670 Can you excuse us? Brian and I need to have a little meeting. 1766 01:29:34,780 --> 01:29:35,720 Thank you. 1767 01:29:35,810 --> 01:29:36,900 - Hi, Brian. - Hi. 1768 01:29:37,010 --> 01:29:39,250 My name is Alejandro Martinez. We've been corresponding 1769 01:29:39,350 --> 01:29:41,390 quite a little bit regarding my application. 1770 01:29:41,480 --> 01:29:44,880 Oh, did your aunt or someone call the other day? 1771 01:29:44,990 --> 01:29:45,990 Yeah, see, 1772 01:29:46,090 --> 01:29:48,120 I felt compelled to kindly follow up, 1773 01:29:48,230 --> 01:29:50,530 given that you have implemented one of my ideas. 1774 01:29:51,290 --> 01:29:52,720 - Excuse me? -Yeah. 1775 01:29:52,830 --> 01:29:55,430 We have a problem here, Brian. Because it seems like 1776 01:29:55,530 --> 01:29:57,760 you took one of the ideas from my application, 1777 01:29:57,860 --> 01:29:59,690 then you presented it as if it were your own. 1778 01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:03,300 What are... What are you referring to 1779 01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:05,530 when you say I took your idea? 1780 01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:07,380 Don't scream at me. The little messages 1781 01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:08,950 on the Cabbage Patch dolls' smartphones. 1782 01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:10,140 Uh-huh. 1783 01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:11,850 That was in my application, Brian. 1784 01:30:13,210 --> 01:30:14,770 Remember? 1785 01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:17,180 Susana has a screenshot 1786 01:30:17,290 --> 01:30:19,200 of an annoying post that Marjorie made. 1787 01:30:20,430 --> 01:30:21,400 Oh. 1788 01:30:22,990 --> 01:30:24,450 Uh, I mean... 1789 01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:26,730 Look, it is possible that... 1790 01:30:27,730 --> 01:30:30,400 the two of us both came up with... 1791 01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:32,740 Uh-huh. And isn't it also possible 1792 01:30:32,830 --> 01:30:35,170 that if I were to post a side-by-side comparison 1793 01:30:35,270 --> 01:30:37,200 of the idea that I came up with a year ago 1794 01:30:37,310 --> 01:30:39,150 and the idea that you guys produced a month ago, 1795 01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:41,600 well, that wouldn't go so well? 1796 01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:46,020 Yes, that is possible. 1797 01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:47,360 And don't you think there is a world 1798 01:30:47,450 --> 01:30:48,580 where if I were to go to your bosses and tell them 1799 01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:50,580 that you're taking ideas from people's applications 1800 01:30:50,690 --> 01:30:53,490 and not even hiring them, they wouldn't love that? 1801 01:30:55,060 --> 01:30:56,890 There is also this world, yes. 1802 01:30:56,990 --> 01:31:00,560 Yeah, so, actually, I think this is what's gonna happen. 1803 01:31:00,660 --> 01:31:02,460 You are going to hire me and you're gonna put me 1804 01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:05,330 in the Hasbro Talent Incubator Program. 1805 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:07,690 Sure. Great. Yes. 1806 01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:10,180 We are always looking for new talent. 1807 01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:12,910 Well, from within the US and its territories. 1808 01:31:13,010 --> 01:31:14,120 What? 1809 01:31:14,210 --> 01:31:15,930 The dropdown menu in the application, Brian. 1810 01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:18,640 I think that you've never sat and thought about this, 1811 01:31:18,740 --> 01:31:20,310 that it only allows you to select 1812 01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:21,790 one of the 50 states or its territories. 1813 01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:23,240 And if you're not applying from one of those places, 1814 01:31:23,350 --> 01:31:24,350 then you're out of luck, 1815 01:31:24,450 --> 01:31:25,710 'cause the website won't let you through. 1816 01:31:25,820 --> 01:31:29,030 - Did you know that, Brian? - No, I did not know. 1817 01:31:29,130 --> 01:31:30,560 Oh, well, now you know. 1818 01:31:30,660 --> 01:31:32,730 So this is what's going to happen. 1819 01:31:32,830 --> 01:31:34,630 You are going to call the website people 1820 01:31:34,730 --> 01:31:37,760 and you're gonna say, "Hi, it's me from upstairs. 1821 01:31:37,860 --> 01:31:41,100 "I want you to put 'other' as part of the options." 1822 01:31:41,210 --> 01:31:43,180 That way, no one gets stuck in that step 1823 01:31:43,270 --> 01:31:45,000 and anyone can apply from anywhere. 1824 01:31:46,010 --> 01:31:47,170 - Great. -Great. 1825 01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:48,740 And you're also going to sponsor me, 1826 01:31:48,840 --> 01:31:50,840 which is really expensive and really long. 1827 01:31:50,950 --> 01:31:53,490 But you're gonna do it and I'm not even gonna hear about it. 1828 01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:55,810 You're just gonna send me an email saying it's all done. 1829 01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,180 Okay. 1830 01:31:59,290 --> 01:32:02,230 - Okay. Great. -Great. 1831 01:32:02,330 --> 01:32:05,570 So I know my tone has been a little... stern. 1832 01:32:05,670 --> 01:32:06,560 Mm. 1833 01:32:06,660 --> 01:32:08,490 But I want you to know that I look forward 1834 01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:10,370 to seeing you every single day. 1835 01:32:11,470 --> 01:32:13,870 - Wonderful. I can't wait. -Yeah. 1836 01:32:13,970 --> 01:32:15,800 Welcome. 1837 01:34:08,950 --> 01:34:10,160 FreezeCorp 1838 01:34:10,250 --> 01:34:11,810 and its many competitors 1839 01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:15,230 all woke their clients from their slumber 1840 01:34:15,330 --> 01:34:18,060 after finally figuring out how. 1841 01:34:18,160 --> 01:34:21,530 Some had been frozen for a few years prior, 1842 01:34:21,630 --> 01:34:23,340 some decades ago. 1843 01:34:23,430 --> 01:34:25,790 Upon waking up in the future, 1844 01:34:25,900 --> 01:34:28,610 patients stayed under observation 1845 01:34:28,700 --> 01:34:32,840 at the Center For The Recently Awoken. 1846 01:34:32,940 --> 01:34:36,470 May I serve you coffee or tea prior to the mingle? 1847 01:34:36,580 --> 01:34:37,950 Leaving. None of those options. 1848 01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:39,600 - May I serve you coffee... - Leaving. Done. 1849 01:34:39,710 --> 01:34:40,840 ...prior to the mingle? 1850 01:34:40,950 --> 01:34:43,080 I am not going to this idiotic mingle. 1851 01:34:43,180 --> 01:34:44,610 - The mingle is mandatory... -Leaving. 1852 01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:45,790 ...unfortunately. 1853 01:34:45,890 --> 01:34:47,560 Other. None of those options. 1854 01:34:47,650 --> 01:34:49,590 Coffee, fruit cup. 1855 01:34:49,690 --> 01:34:50,980 - May I offer something else? - Leaving. Done. 1856 01:34:51,090 --> 01:34:53,860 Could you please leave the little guy alone? 1857 01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:55,960 You are, once again, siding with the robot. 1858 01:34:56,060 --> 01:34:58,830 Humiliating me in front of a toaster on wheels. 1859 01:35:00,340 --> 01:35:01,640 We're supposed to relax, Elizabeth. 1860 01:35:01,740 --> 01:35:04,380 - Ease into this thing. - I am very relaxed! 1861 01:35:04,470 --> 01:35:06,100 I'm very relaxed as well. 1862 01:35:06,210 --> 01:35:07,810 - Okay? - Good! 1863 01:35:08,410 --> 01:35:09,940 What are you looking at? 1864 01:35:10,810 --> 01:35:11,850 And what do you do? 1865 01:35:11,950 --> 01:35:13,760 Bobby's a very talented painter. 1866 01:35:13,850 --> 01:35:14,780 Oh. 1867 01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:16,840 And, uh, we are looking to mount a solo show 1868 01:35:16,950 --> 01:35:20,350 just as soon as we can locate all his paintings. 1869 01:35:20,790 --> 01:35:22,690 Well, we'll see, you know? 1870 01:35:22,790 --> 01:35:25,430 - We'll see what? - I don't know. 1871 01:35:25,530 --> 01:35:27,720 Do people even care about paintings anymore? 1872 01:35:27,830 --> 01:35:29,960 To be honest, I'm not sweating that right now. 1873 01:35:30,070 --> 01:35:31,470 What do you do? 1874 01:35:31,570 --> 01:35:33,540 What do you mean you're not sweating it? 1875 01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:35,440 -I'm a poet. 1876 01:35:35,540 --> 01:35:37,350 - Oh. - Because of this whole thing, 1877 01:35:37,440 --> 01:35:38,860 I'm in a substantial amount of debt, so... 1878 01:35:38,970 --> 01:35:40,400 I'm sure you write beautiful poems. 1879 01:35:40,510 --> 01:35:41,610 Welcome to the future, ma'am. 1880 01:35:41,710 --> 01:35:43,540 The bar will reopen after the speeches. 1881 01:35:43,650 --> 01:35:46,350 I would like a glass of white wine. 1882 01:35:46,450 --> 01:35:48,640 - Please. Oh. -Hello, everyone. 1883 01:35:57,920 --> 01:36:01,360 And welcome to the future. 1884 01:36:01,470 --> 01:36:03,170 Now, I bet you're all wondering, 1885 01:36:03,270 --> 01:36:04,710 "I woke up for this?" 1886 01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:07,830 Uh, sorry, but the bar will reopen after the speeches. 1887 01:36:07,940 --> 01:36:08,760 I would like 1888 01:36:08,870 --> 01:36:11,180 - a glass of white wine. 1889 01:36:11,280 --> 01:36:12,480 I mean, the wine is there 1890 01:36:12,580 --> 01:36:14,250 and all of these people are drinking. 1891 01:36:14,350 --> 01:36:15,520 And I don't see the difference. 1892 01:36:15,610 --> 01:36:17,040 Um, if you could just wait a few minutes, 1893 01:36:17,150 --> 01:36:18,010 it'll just be a moment. 1894 01:36:18,110 --> 01:36:19,810 No, you're the one who's supposed to wait. 1895 01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:21,790 - You're the waiter, right? -If you just listen 1896 01:36:21,880 --> 01:36:23,550 to the speeches and enjoy the speeches. 1897 01:36:23,660 --> 01:36:25,090 What speeches? I can't hear any speeches. 1898 01:36:25,190 --> 01:36:26,890 - As you can see... 1899 01:36:26,990 --> 01:36:29,890 ...you're each wearing different colors. 1900 01:36:29,990 --> 01:36:31,730 Each color represents the decade 1901 01:36:31,830 --> 01:36:34,160 - that you went to sleep in. 1902 01:36:34,260 --> 01:36:35,990 Please. 1903 01:36:36,100 --> 01:36:37,700 I cannot help you at this moment. 1904 01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:39,800 That woman's crazy. 1905 01:36:39,900 --> 01:36:41,030 -You could... - If you'll excuse me, 1906 01:36:41,130 --> 01:36:42,900 I'm here to serve you. However, we are closed. 1907 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:44,860 I'm not sure I... I do feel 1908 01:36:44,970 --> 01:36:46,380 like excusing you, in fact. 1909 01:36:46,480 --> 01:36:48,480 And don't walk away from me like that. 1910 01:36:48,580 --> 01:36:50,550 You say you're here to serve me, 1911 01:36:50,650 --> 01:36:52,780 but you're clearly not here to serve me 1912 01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:54,610 anything other than insubordination. 1913 01:36:54,710 --> 01:36:55,940 And quite a lot of cheek. 1914 01:36:56,050 --> 01:36:56,910 Ma'am, you're not allowed to be back here. 1915 01:36:57,010 --> 01:36:58,280 Well, I think I am. 1916 01:36:58,380 --> 01:37:00,390 I mean, if you're not allowed to serve me any wine, 1917 01:37:00,490 --> 01:37:01,950 I think I'm allowed to come back here. 1918 01:37:02,060 --> 01:37:03,460 And by the way, the state of this kitchen 1919 01:37:03,560 --> 01:37:04,590 is absolutely revolting. 1920 01:37:04,690 --> 01:37:06,360 Don't walk away from me. 1921 01:37:06,460 --> 01:37:09,190 And don't scream at me like that. 1922 01:37:10,900 --> 01:37:13,900 Oh, my God. That's Alejandro Martinez. 1923 01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:16,160 He designed all those toys, um... 1924 01:37:16,270 --> 01:37:18,940 My Little Problems, with his mother Dolores. 1925 01:37:30,050 --> 01:37:33,180 Alejandro lived a long and beautiful life. 1926 01:37:33,290 --> 01:37:34,390 Alejandro? 1927 01:37:34,490 --> 01:37:35,550 Near the end of it, 1928 01:37:35,660 --> 01:37:38,220 he took a nap for hundreds of years... 1929 01:37:38,330 --> 01:37:39,480 Is that really you? 1930 01:37:39,590 --> 01:37:42,760 NARRATOR : ...to stand in front of a cave, wearing all blue, 1931 01:37:42,860 --> 01:37:45,360 lovingly looking at the Monster. 1932 01:37:45,470 --> 01:37:46,870 Oh, my God. 1933 01:37:46,970 --> 01:37:50,500 Just as Dolores dreamt many years ago. 1934 01:37:50,600 --> 01:37:52,200 Alejandro. 1935 01:37:54,810 --> 01:37:57,620 The databases are out of sync. 1936 01:37:57,710 --> 01:37:59,100 - They do not match. 1937 01:37:59,210 --> 01:38:01,710 I compared the copy on my laptop, 1938 01:38:01,820 --> 01:38:04,590 which has the key for the letter D missing, 1939 01:38:04,690 --> 01:38:06,590 which you might think is a suspicious 1940 01:38:06,690 --> 01:38:09,000 and maybe convenient occurrence... 1941 01:38:09,090 --> 01:38:10,320 They are done. 1942 01:38:10,420 --> 01:38:11,720 What? 1943 01:38:11,830 --> 01:38:13,560 The databases match. 1944 01:38:13,660 --> 01:38:15,560 The project is finished. 1945 01:38:15,660 --> 01:38:16,820 What do you mean? 1946 01:38:16,930 --> 01:38:19,640 I know FileMaker Pro. 1947 01:38:19,730 --> 01:38:21,330 Do you promise? 1948 01:38:21,440 --> 01:38:22,710 I did it. 1949 01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:25,700 Order reigning supreme at last? 1950 01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:29,740 Elizabeth? Come out. 1951 01:38:29,850 --> 01:38:31,920 Let me show you how the databases match.